Corrupt a Wish

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I guess I got Alex and Max's original usernames mixed up. I was thinking of MQT1223
AARR wrote:
Fri Apr 23, 2021 1:50 pm
I wish to know what happened to TrainWatcher?


Granted. But it is pretty much as you suspected
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He is watching trains




I wish to call in a favor

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Michael wrote:
Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:51 am
I wish to call in a favor
Granted, but just in case you have an ulterior motive I'm watching my back :lol:
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I wish Mrs. AARR never "calls in a favor" on me :shock:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sat Apr 24, 2021 9:36 am
I wish Mrs. AARR never "calls in a favor" on me :shock:


Granted. Instead she goes for revenge. No mincing words.
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I wish I had an assistant

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Michael wrote:
Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:18 pm
I wish I had an assistant
Granted, and all you have to pay them is ice cream :lol:
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I wish I had a personal assistant that Mrs. AARR approves of
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:56 pm
I wish I had a personal assistant that Mrs. AARR approves of


Granted. She approves of a helper monkey but the 2 of you just drink beer all day, watch TV and get fat
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I wish I could control my dreams

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Michael wrote:
Mon Apr 26, 2021 4:04 pm
I wish I could control my dreams
Granted, but they are stranger than your uncontrolled dreams :lol:
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I wish the cartoon Bloom County returned to the old format
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:08 am
I wish the cartoon Bloom County returned to the old format

Granted. But it is the old, old format. The original.
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I wish for smooth sailing

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Michael wrote:
Tue Apr 27, 2021 8:49 am
I wish for smooth sailing
Granted, but the jump in the lake is embarrassing for you / funny for us :lol:
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I wish for a massage chair
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Make 'em laugh I always say :lol:
AARR wrote:
Tue Apr 27, 2021 1:18 pm
I wish for a massage chair
Granted. But It costs you $15 and it looks painful
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I wish to wrestle alligators with AARR

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Michael wrote:
Wed Apr 28, 2021 8:34 am
I wish to wrestle alligators with AARR
Granted, but the gator wins :lol:
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I wish know my motivation
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed Apr 28, 2021 1:51 pm
I wish know my motivation


Granted. An angry wife will motivate you to answer your phone
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I wish to cash in my chips

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Michael wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 8:00 am
I wish to cash in my chips
Granted, and as usual I'm there to support you :lol:
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I wish to be a contestant on The Amazing Race with Mrs. AARR 8)
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 8:55 am
I wish to be a contestant on The Amazing Race with Mrs. AARR 8)


Granted. But when you blow it for the team she NEVER lets you forget it
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I wish to be prepared

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Michael wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 11:23 am
I wish to be prepared
Granted, four more years of politics :lol:
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I wish Michael and I own a private detective service
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 7:15 am
I wish Michael and I own a private detective service


Granted. But like all of our business ventures, we have no idea what we are doing
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I wish AARR and I got paid to watch trains

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Michael wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 8:22 am
I wish AARR and I got paid to watch trains
Granted, we get matching shirts :lol:
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Our wives feel we've reached a new low :lol: . ~Z~ banhammers us :(

I wish Michael would show my how to solve a rubrics cube
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 6:17 pm
I wish Michael would show my how to solve a rubrics cube


Granted. But he cheats....
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............and it still takes him a week to show you that.



I wish for someone to do my job while I'm gone

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My man :lol:
Michael wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 8:46 am
I wish Michael would show my how to solve a rubrics cube. Granted. But he cheats.....and it still takes him a week to show you that.

I wish for someone to do my job while I'm gone
Granted, but the quality of work is noticeably better and they hire your dog instead :lol:
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I wish Michael and I produce a sitcom featuring our families
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 6:27 pm
I wish Michael and I produce a sitcom featuring our families

Granted. But we have to move to Hollyweird :(
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I wish to agree to disagree

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Michael wrote:
Fri May 07, 2021 12:41 pm
I wish to agree to disagree
Granted, but you still have something to confess :lol:
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I wish to Industrial Dance with Mrs. AARR
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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