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AARR wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 17, 2024 9:24 am

I wish my clone would do my chores while I do fun stuff

Granted. But your clone is also making woopie with Mrs. AARR while you are at work


I wish to be a great conversationalist

Michael wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:26 am

I wish to be a great conversationalist

Granted, but you do it while talking to your therapist.


I wish to talk to a therapist

AARR wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 18, 2024 5:27 pm

I wish to talk to a therapist

Granted. But talk ain't cheap!

You are better off just talking with Talk



I wish to hire the A Team

Michael wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 6:58 am

I wish to hire the A Team

Granted, but it's just AARR, Jetlink, SW and ~Z~ . Our only super power is riding a bike at 12 mph.


I wish to discover where the golden egg is laid

AARR wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 5:57 pm

I wish to discover where the golden egg is laid

Granted. But it is FOOLS GOLD

Although Mr T's gold is real



I wish to cash in a favor

Michael wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 22, 2024 8:14 am

I wish to cash in a favor

Granted, it's to me and in exchange I command you to do this:


I wish to perform a mime sketch at the next RRFan.com with Michael

AARR wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 22, 2024 3:07 pm

I wish to perform a mime sketch at the next RRFan.com with Michael

Granted. But we lose the shred of respect the group still has for us. Fortunate I still have my good looks to fall back on



I wish AARR and I could instead do a comedy routine involving odd names for baseball players

Michael wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 22, 2024 7:09 pm

I wish AARR and I could instead do a comedy routine involving odd names for baseball players

Granted, it goes like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cz3F0EifLY


I wish Oakland University winds the NCAA basketball tournament

AARR wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 23, 2024 7:11 am

I wish Oakland University winds the NCAA basketball tournament

Granted. They win a participation trophy



I wish for a chance of a lifetime

Michael wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 24, 2024 10:26 am

I wish for a chance of a lifetime

Granted, you got a picture of your cats doing this which seems like a wasted opportunity.


I wish to receive an honorary degree for doing nothing like politicians receive.

AARR wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 24, 2024 11:27 am

I wish to receive an honorary degree for doing nothing like politicians receive.

Granted. But you have to get involved in politics and get your honorary degree in Women's Studies and while serving life in prison




I wish AARR is still able to keep up with the Super Long Threads while in prison.

Michael wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:52 am

I wish AARR is still able to keep up with the Super Long Threads while in prison.

Granted, and I recruit new memebers for Super Long Threads.


I wish to know whatever happened to a past RRFan.com poster, Tyrone (was that his name)?

AARR wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:41 pm

I wish to know whatever happened to a past RRFan.com poster, Tyrone (was that his name)?

Granted. You will be happy to know that Tyrone WIlliams says,
"I have turned my life around and currently enrolled at UCLA. Also a big thank you to Baby Jesus, jail, spellcheck, and Bill Gates for being Siri's dad."
But in order to get an early release from jail he named you as his accomplice

You still keep your sense of humor though


I wish to get this party started

Michael wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:48 am

I wish to get this party started

Granted, but the RRFan.com guys leave you to clean up by yourself...and explain what happened to Mrs Michael.


I wish to be a character witness for Tyrone Williams at his parole hearing

AARR wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 27, 2024 8:41 am

I wish to be a character witness for Tyrone Williams at his parole hearing

Granted, But you end up getting him in deeper trouble and perjuring yourself.




I wish for a miraculous healing of AARR's feet

Michael wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:59 am

I wish for a miraculous healing of AARR's feet

Granted, but now they stink.

They might as well since the rest of me stinks too .

I wish David would do a video of chasing Bigfoot through Bloomfield Hills

AARR wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 28, 2024 9:22 am

I wish David would do a video of chasing Bigfoot through Bloomfield Hills

Granted. The trail leads David to a COSTCO in Sterling Heights where is comes across a man with frostbite feet, changing right in the middle of the store. Police reports later identify the man as Don Simon



I wish to see David's video

Michael wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 28, 2024 11:40 am

Granted. The trail leads David to a COSTCO in Sterling Heights where is comes across a man with frostbite feet, changing right in the middle of the store. Police reports later identify the man as Don Simon

I wish to see David's video

Granted, but it does irreparable harm to your kids for life.
https://www.facebook.com/DailyMail/vide ... 21100068/

I wish to do a pop and lock dance duo with Michael

AARR wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:12 am

I wish to do a pop and lock dance duo with Michael

Granted. But you picked the wrong partner!

We lose to MR ROGERS and a kid. Thanks a lot Michael



I wish for a good trip to Myrtle Beach

Michael wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 30, 2024 4:22 pm

I wish for a good trip to Myrtle Beach

Granted, and the sharks are excited that you are coming.


I wish that Michael has his dad bod rocking for his trip to Myrtle Beach