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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 8:01 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Fri Jan 21, 2022 8:35 am
I wish railroad companies would listen to my ideas to generate more business :lol:

Granted. They love your ideas so much that they steal them and give you no credit. At least you have the satisfaction of knowing your ideas are so good that railroad companies use them but unfortunately no one believes you except Michael and David but in reality they are just humoring you. :lol:



I wish to know the difference between a janitor and a custodian

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 7:14 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:
Fri Jan 21, 2022 8:01 pm
I wish to know the difference between a janitor and a custodian
Granted, the pay :lol:
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I wish it was warmer

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2022 9:32 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Sat Jan 22, 2022 7:14 am
I wish it was warmer


Granted. By 1 degree
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I wish for something new

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2022 12:06 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:
Sun Jan 23, 2022 9:32 am
I wish for something new
Granted, but you are corrected but Mr. Literal :lol:
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I wish I was as good as I once was

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2022 8:29 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Sun Jan 23, 2022 12:06 pm
I wish I was as good as I once was


Granted. But you are more irrelevant than ever
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I wish to come up with a new catchphrase

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2022 12:44 pm
by David Collins
Michael wrote:
Mon Jan 24, 2022 8:29 am
I wish to come up with a new catchphrase
Granted, but it’s stay safe and happy foaming :lol:

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I wish we were released earlier than 2:30 :lol:

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2022 1:10 pm
by AARR
David Collins wrote:
Mon Jan 24, 2022 12:44 pm
I wish we were released earlier than 2:30 :lol:
Granted, but it's not any better on the outside :lol:
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I wish for a Snickers

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:51 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Mon Jan 24, 2022 1:10 pm
I wish for a Snickers

Granted. And just in time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MbXGDKFC4A

You were playing like Betty White!




I wish to go on a road trip with David & AARR

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 10:48 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:
Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:51 am
I wish to go on a road trip with David & AARR
Granted, but it doesn't take long before David leaps out of a moving vehicle :lol:

But Michael and I keep ourselves quite amused :lol:

I wish there was another due that Michael and I resembled

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 10:57 am
by David Collins
AARR wrote:
Tue Jan 25, 2022 10:48 am
I wish there was another due that Michael and I resembled
NOT Granted, I have no clue what you mean :lol:


I wish to understand what AARR said

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 6:38 pm
by AARR
David Collins wrote:
Tue Jan 25, 2022 10:57 am
I wish to understand what AARR said
Granted, now that AARR proof reads what he wrote he is embarrassed and wants to hid for a while :oops: :lol:
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I wish there was another "duo" (other than Dumb and Dumber) that Michael and I resembled :lol:

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2022 4:53 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Tue Jan 25, 2022 6:38 pm
I wish there was another "duo" (other than Dumb and Dumber) that Michael and I resembled :lol:

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I wish to come up with a great idea

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2022 5:56 pm
by AARR
:lol: I guess I am Bert
Michael wrote:
Thu Jan 27, 2022 4:53 pm
I wish there was another "duo" (other than Dumb and Dumber) that Michael and I resembled :lol:
I wish to come up with a great idea
Granted, but it doesn't sell :lol:
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I wish Michael would believe my fish tales

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2022 6:36 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Thu Jan 27, 2022 5:56 pm
I wish Michael would believe my fish tales

Granted. Michael buys it all, hook line and sinker but Mrs AARR ain't buying a word of it!
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I wish to make the next of David's photoshopped photos

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2022 6:51 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:
Thu Jan 27, 2022 6:36 pm
I wish to make the next of David's photoshopped photos
Granted, and your family too :lol:
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I wish to appear on a game show with Mrs. AARR

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2022 11:14 am
by Michael
Spot on
AARR wrote:
Fri Jan 28, 2022 6:51 am
I wish to appear on a game show with Mrs. AARR

Granted. But she embarrasses you on national TV
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Wish people would go back to using the pronoun I at the start of sentences again

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2022 6:31 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:
Fri Jan 28, 2022 11:14 am
Wish people would go back to using the pronoun I at the start of sentences again
Granted, and Al Yankovic will hammer it into us :lol:


I wish David, Michael and AARR create a parody of "They are coming to take me away"

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2022 2:18 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Fri Jan 28, 2022 6:31 pm
I wish David, Michael and AARR create a parody of "They are coming to take me away"

Granted. And it is a top notch production using David's video skills but it ceases to be funny when they ACTUALLY come to take us away :shock:



I wish Chip would posted Corrupt a Wishes too

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2022 6:18 pm
by Chip
Michael wrote:
Sat Jan 29, 2022 2:18 pm
I wish Chip would posted Corrupt a Wishes too
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I wish to see what it's like when worlds collide

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2022 6:54 am
by AARR
Chip wrote:
Sat Jan 29, 2022 6:18 pm
I wish to see what it's like when worlds collide
Granted, you will get to watch AARR save the world :lol:
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I wish Chip forms a dancing/singing group