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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:51 am
by Michael
I guess I got Alex and Max's original usernames mixed up. I was thinking of MQT1223
AARR wrote: ↑Fri Apr 23, 2021 1:50 pm
I wish to know what happened to TrainWatcher?
Granted. But it is pretty much as you suspected
He is watching trains
I wish to call in a favor
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2021 9:36 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:51 am
I wish to call in a favor
Granted, but just in case you have an ulterior motive I'm watching my back
I wish Mrs. AARR never "calls in a favor" on me
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:18 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Sat Apr 24, 2021 9:36 am
I wish Mrs. AARR never "calls in a favor" on me
Granted. Instead she goes for revenge. No mincing words.
I wish I had an assistant
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:56 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:18 pm
I wish I had an assistant
Granted, and all you have to pay them is ice cream
I wish I had a personal assistant that Mrs. AARR approves of
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 4:04 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:56 pm
I wish I had a personal assistant that Mrs. AARR approves of
Granted. She approves of a helper monkey but the 2 of you just drink beer all day, watch TV and get fat
I wish I could control my dreams
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:08 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 4:04 pm
I wish I could control my dreams
Granted, but they are stranger than your uncontrolled dreams
I wish the cartoon Bloom County returned to the old format
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 8:49 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:08 am
I wish the cartoon Bloom County returned to the old format
Granted. But it is the old, old format. The original.
I wish for smooth sailing
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 1:18 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 8:49 am
I wish for smooth sailing
Granted, but the jump in the lake is embarrassing for you / funny for us
I wish for a massage chair
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2021 8:34 am
by Michael
Make 'em laugh I always say
AARR wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 1:18 pm
I wish for a massage chair
Granted. But It costs you $15 and it looks painful
I wish to wrestle alligators with AARR
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2021 1:51 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 8:34 am
I wish to wrestle alligators with AARR
Granted, but the gator wins
I wish know my motivation
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 8:00 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 1:51 pm
I wish know my motivation
Granted. An angry wife will motivate you to answer your phone
I wish to cash in my chips
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 8:55 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 8:00 am
I wish to cash in my chips
Granted, and as usual I'm there to support you
I wish to be a contestant on The Amazing Race with Mrs. AARR
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 11:23 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 8:55 am
I wish to be a contestant on The Amazing Race with Mrs. AARR
Granted. But when you blow it for the team she NEVER lets you forget it
I wish to be prepared
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 7:15 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 11:23 am
I wish to be prepared
Granted, four more years of politics
I wish Michael and I own a private detective service
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 8:22 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 7:15 am
I wish Michael and I own a private detective service
Granted. But like all of our business ventures, we have no idea what we are doing
I wish AARR and I got paid to watch trains
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 6:17 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 8:22 am
I wish AARR and I got paid to watch trains
Granted, we get matching shirts
Our wives feel we've reached a new low
. ~Z~ banhammers us
I wish Michael would show my how to solve a rubrics cube
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 8:46 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 6:17 pm
I wish Michael would show my how to solve a rubrics cube
Granted. But he cheats....
............and it still takes him a week to show you that.
I wish for someone to do my job while I'm gone
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 6:27 pm
by AARR
My man
Michael wrote: ↑Tue May 04, 2021 8:46 am
I wish Michael would show my how to solve a rubrics cube. Granted. But he cheats.....and it still takes him a week to show you that.
I wish for someone to do my job while I'm gone
Granted, but the quality of work is noticeably better and they hire your dog instead
I wish Michael and I produce a sitcom featuring our families
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri May 07, 2021 12:41 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Tue May 04, 2021 6:27 pm
I wish Michael and I produce a sitcom featuring our families
Granted. But we have to move to Hollyweird
I wish to agree to disagree
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri May 07, 2021 1:52 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 12:41 pm
I wish to agree to disagree
Granted, but you still have something to confess
I wish to Industrial Dance with Mrs. AARR