Corrupt a Wish

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~Z~ wrote:
Mon Jan 16, 2023 10:16 am
I wish venues that have concerts would limit cell phone/camera equipment after the first song. No reason to have your phone out all concert long, standing there staring at your phone instead of watching the concert. Ruins the experience for people behind you too, having to see your digital display between them and the band. Oh, I wish for 1990's concert edicique.
Granted, you go to an unskilled Marching Band concert and fall asleep.
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I wish to see ~Z~ body surf to Seether at a Veruca Salt concert.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote: I wish to see ~Z~ body surf to Seether at a Veruca Salt concert.
Granted… :shock:

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Head first :lol:


I wish that people would come back and post in this thread :?
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David Collins wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2023 7:57 am
I wish that people would come back and post in this thread :?
Granted, but they become irrelevant like me and ignore all the other relevant threads.
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I wish Michael would post something witty here
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2023 8:51 am
I wish Michael would post something witty here
Granted, but Michael posted and ghosted months ago :lol:


I wish AARR would invite me over to his layout for an operating session
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David Collins wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2023 10:40 am
I wish AARR would invite me over to his layout for an operating session
Granted, but you are disappointed.....
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I wish David would chase the GLC OSTN with his drone
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AARR wrote:
Fri Jun 02, 2023 6:49 am
I wish David would chase the GLC OSTN with his drone
Granted, but he crashed his drone into a power line and the new one is on back order :(

I wish that DJI would hurry up my order! :x
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David Collins wrote:
Sat Jun 10, 2023 10:51 am
I wish that DJI would hurry up my order! :x
Granted, but they go to fast and make a mistake sending you this instead.
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I wish to fly a personal drone instead of a car
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Granted.

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But it isn’t exactly for your intended use.


I wish for a kinder, gentler, winter season.
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Jetlink wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:31 am
I wish for a kinder, gentler, winter season.
Granted, but we catch you in an embarrassing moment nevertheless...and post it all over RRFan.com
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I wish Jet would take me for a ride in an F15 SE
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:48 am
I wish Jet would take me for a ride in an F15 SE

Granted. But since Jetlink has never flown an F15 it ends in a "hard landing"
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I wish my son would be more interested in becoming a pilot.

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Michael wrote:
Sun Dec 03, 2023 7:43 pm
I wish my son would be more interested in becoming a pilot.
Granted, a pilot whale :lol: .
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I wish Jet's daughter #2 would have sat with him on the bus ride to Chicago
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Dec 04, 2023 6:49 am
I wish Jet's daughter #2 would have sat with him on the bus ride to Chicago
Granted! But she spent the entire time talking about her new boyfriend. :roll:



I wish I good find an honest and reliable car mechanic

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Michael wrote:
Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:29 am
I wish I good find an honest and reliable car mechanic
Granted, it's your youngest child.
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I wish to have more money than I know how to spend
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2023 6:50 am
I wish to have more money than I know how to spend

Granted. But not for long since your wife is smarter than you and knows how to spend.
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Nothing like a "little" retail therapy



I wish I had a few good dad jokes at the ready

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Michael wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:51 am
I wish I had a few good dad jokes at the ready
Granted
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But your family's doesn't appreciate it. But us other dads appreciate your humor :lol: .

I wish to enter the RRFan.com talent show
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2023 7:03 am
I wish to enter the RRFan.com talent show
Granted....and you even win the talent show with your train joke!
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But now you are getting calls from strangers all the time




I wish for an original idea

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Michael wrote:
Sat Dec 09, 2023 8:21 am
I wish for an original idea
Granted, you and I enter the RRFan.com talent contest as a duo with a dance routine no man in his right mind would want to do in public
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I wish brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts be placed on the food pyramid
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:03 am
I wish brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts be placed on the food pyramid

Granted. And at the bottom too but because of hyperinflation, they are a bit smaller now
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I wish to hurry up and get to the next page so we don't have to look at the dancer photo

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Michael wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2023 9:06 am
I wish to hurry up and get to the next page so we don't have to look at the dancer photo
Granted, but this isn't much better.
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I wish for a dolphin to escort me when I swim in the lake
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2023 9:13 am
I wish for a dolphin to escort me when I swim in the lake

Granted. But the rest of us don't know if we are more shocked by your choice of "escort" or your sudden weight gain.
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I wish to know AARR's favorite Christmas movie

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