Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish AARR would join my cult

Granted, but we get funny haircuts


I wish more members would join the RRFan.com Super Long Threads cult

[~Z~]

Granted - but instead of people willingly adding themselves, I added Landon, Nick, and GRHC to the super long thread group.

I wish for you all to tell me three more folk to add to this group

[AARR]

I wish for you all to tell me three more folk to add to this group

Granted, Mattsquatch, Plymouth Station Guy and SW. But they don't post here anymore so it remains up to Michael and AARR to keep it alive.


I wish to cut back to a four day work week

[Michael]

I wish to cut back to a four day work week

Granted. But you also get cut back to a 4 day pay check




I wish to kick Spring into high gear

[AARR]

I wish to kick Spring into high gear

Granted, but it happens so fast these snow mobiles go from snow to grass in a Nano-second.


I wish for a RRFan.com Kids thread

[Michael]

I wish for a RRFan.com Kids thread

Granted. But It is all Thomas the Train talk




I wish to live in Florida

[AARR]

I wish to live in Florida

Granted, but...


I wish for a four day work week but five days pay

[Michael]

I wish for a four day work week but five days pay

Granted. But you are arrested for fraud.




I wish people were more humble

[AARR]

I wish people were more humble

Granted, but no matter who wins, when they show up for their award, they forfeit it.


I wish there were more funny people

[Michael]

I wish there were more funny people

Granted. But they are making jokes about you




I wish to be a speed reader

[AARR]

I wish to be a speed reader

Granted, but you now talk so fast we need subtitles to understand you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExKCcndqK5c


I wish to be a speed listener

[Michael]

I wish to be a speed listener

Granted. You are all ears




I wish I was born on February 29th

[AARR]

I wish I was born on February 29th

Granted, but this is the face we make every time you tell us.


I wish to create a new dog breed

[Michael]

I wish to create a new dog breed

Granted. But it is pure evil.




I wish to have a pet cheetah

[AARR]

I wish to have a pet cheetah

Granted, but it wants your Cheetos and NO is not an option if you value your throat.


I wish for great seats to the Def Leppard concert

[Michael]

I wish for great seats to the Def Leppard concert

Granted. FRONT ROW SEATS! But you have to take your mom and for some crazy reason there was a bull loose at the concert and wellll....

Maybe that front row wasn't the best seats



I wish to get a professional haircut

[AARR]

I wish to get a professional haircut

Granted.....but it looks like you have a mustache on your forehead.


I wish for an easier way to stay healthy

[Michael]

I wish for an easier way to stay healthy

Granted. No dieting, no exercise, and you are the healthiest man alive!
But you get hit by a train a week later.





I wish I had no been in the car with AARR

[AARR]

I wish I had no been in the car with AARR

Granted, you take the picture just before the collision.


I wish to run on top of the railcars of a moving train

[Michael]

I wish to run on top of the railcars of a moving train

Granted. It goes great!


Until you get to the tunnel with low clearance




I wish AARR had been paying attention and jumped at the last second instead of doing his Hong Kong Phooey impression