Corrupt a Wish

For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts. :)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Sat Aug 21, 2021 9:20 am
I wish to have business cards made that said, "Have gun, will travel"
Granted, but you still have to use an outhouse like all us average men :lol:
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I wish Michael remembers to close the door
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Aug 30, 2021 11:02 am
I wish Michael remembers to close the door

Granted. But you have the unfortunately job of having to clean up afterwards :cry:




I wish I had a private jet

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Michael wrote:
Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:59 pm
I wish I had a private jet
Granted, but your pilot is Jetlink who's out biking so I am his replacement and have have bi-polar disorder :lol:
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I wish Michael would Post a Word
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:02 am
I wish Michael would Post a Word



Granted. But he does so in the Corrupt a Wish Thread..........and it not even a word
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I wish to update my life insurance policy before we go flying

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Michael wrote:
Tue Aug 31, 2021 4:41 pm
I wish to update my life insurance policy before we go flying
Granted, and Mrs. Michael approves :lol:
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At least you're in heaven

I wish to know what Talk Talk would post?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Aug 31, 2021 6:29 pm
I wish to know what Talk Talk would post?


Granted. Nothing. He is all talk :lol:




I wish for divine intervention

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Michael wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 4:05 pm
I wish for divine intervention
Granted, and you're going to need it after this :lol:
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I wish for another cross to carry
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 6:35 pm
I wish for another cross to carry



Granted. Now you have 2




I wish for the strength to carry 2

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Michael wrote:
Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:17 pm
I wish for the strength to carry 2
Granted, you now have eight :lol:
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I wish Michael and I could be great mammoth hunters
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:33 pm
I wish Michael and I could be great mammoth hunters


Granted. We could be but since there are none left we hunt them virtually
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I wish to move to Florida

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I threw up in my mouth when I saw those guys wearing sweaters around their shoulders :oops:
Michael wrote:
Fri Sep 03, 2021 12:27 pm
I wish Michael and I could be great mammoth hunters. Granted. We could be but since there are none left we hunt them virtually.

I wish to move to Florida
Granted, but what happened to your dogs :lol:
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I wish to live in the UP
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri Sep 03, 2021 1:42 pm
I wish to live in the UP


Granted. But it is at the Kinross Correctional Facility
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I wish AARR and I did Shakespeare plays in the park

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Michael wrote:
Sat Sep 04, 2021 9:41 am
I wish AARR and I did Shakespeare plays in the park
Granted, but Mrs. Michael catches you and drags you home which is more entertaining than the play :lol:
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But she's still not smiling :shock:

I wish St. Paul would tell Mrs. AARR she's supposed to be subordinate to me
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sat Sep 04, 2021 10:44 am
I wish St. Paul would tell Mrs. AARR she's supposed to be subordinate to me

Granted. But you are only in charge in the same way that Biden is really "in charge" :lol:




I wish to start another Super Long Thread

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Michael wrote:
Sun Sep 05, 2021 8:06 am
I wish to start another Super Long Thread
Granted, but we get ghosted :lol:
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Oh, there is your dog :lol:

I wish RailRoadFan.com would have a picnic in Durand
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Sep 05, 2021 9:09 am
I wish RailRoadFan.com would have a picnic in Durand


Granted. But no one thinks to bring any food





I wish to skip ahead a few pages

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Michael wrote:
Tue Sep 07, 2021 7:39 am
I wish to skip ahead a few pages
Granted, but the pictures only get worse :lol:
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I wish for a picture of a lion
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Sep 07, 2021 8:21 am
I wish for a picture of a lion

Granted. But it is a Detroit Lion
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I wish to find the real deal

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Michael wrote:
Tue Sep 07, 2021 11:16 am
I wish to find the real deal
Granted, 8)
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I wish to find a needle in a haystack
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Now that is really heavy metal :lol:
AARR wrote:
Tue Sep 07, 2021 6:33 pm
I wish to find a needle in a haystack


Granted. The hard way. By sitting on it
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I wish to see one of AARR's paper railroads come to life

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