Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish Chip forms a dancing/singing group

Granted. But soon after you and Michael join you quickly regret it

Mrs AARR personally revokes your man card



I wish there was Google street views going all the way back to the 1970's

[AARR]

I wish there was Google street views going all the way back to the 1970's

Granted, but now we want to know what were you doing in this picture?


I wish to know what Michael was doing in the above picture?

[Michael]

I wish to know what Michael was doing in the above picture?

Granted. Michael tells you......and strangely it makes total and complete sense to you and you never think or wonder about it ever again



I wish to go where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day

[AARR]

I wish to go where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day

Granted, but will we miss our wives? (I take the 5th)


I wish to live a life of leisure

[Michael]

I wish to live a life of leisure

Granted. But you become a meme




I wish that someone else shovels my sidewalk again.

[AARR]

I wish that someone else shovels my sidewalk again.

Granted, but you have to pay him afterwards or else

Yes, it was a little girl who shoveled in her short sleeves .

I wish Mrs. AARR would help me shovel rather than tell me how to do it more efficiently .

[Michael]

I wish Mrs. AARR would help me shovel rather than tell me how to do it more efficiently .

Not granted. The Corrupt a Wish Genie is omnipresent, omniscient, and all powerful but come on man, even he has limits




I wish to "Be Not Afraid"

[AARR]

I wish Mrs. AARR would help me shovel rather than tell me how to do it more efficiently . Not granted. The Corrupt a Wish Genie is omnipresent, omniscient, and all powerful but come on man, even he has limits

I wish to "Be Not Afraid"

Granted, but not wise. It is good to be afraid of the wives


I wish to railfan with David Collins and Talk Talk

[Michael]

I wish to railfan with David Collins and Talk Talk

Granted. But a lot of others railfans tag along






I wish the groundhog doesn't see his shadow

[AARR]

I wish the groundhog doesn't see his shadow

Granted, and winter is over NOW


I wish winter was over NOW

[Michael]

Grumpy cat is kinda cute I guess

I wish winter was over NOW

Granted, but only in your mind....




I wish it was at least sunny

[AARR]

I wish it was at least sunny

Granted, and you and Mrs. Michael get some vitamin D


I wish for a new picture at the top of this page

[Chip]

I wish for a new picture at the top of this page

Granted, now don't ask again



I wish for my cat to stop trying to trip me down the stairs

[AARR]

That's almost as bad

I wish for a new picture at the top of this page. Granted, now don't ask again

I wish for my cat to stop trying to trip me down the stairs

Granted, but instead it makes you late for work


I wish my turtle would learn to roll over instead of getting stuck on the back of its shell

[Michael]

I wish my turtle would learn to roll over instead of getting stuck on the back of its shell

Granted. But now it is a middle-aged mutant ninja turtle







I wish I had a jet pack

[AARR]

I wish I had a jet pack

Granted, but it looks like you forgot something


I wish for a personal drone

[Michael]

I actually planned that

I wish for a personal drone

Granted. but Michael steals it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzhREYOK0oo






I wish to work on a funny sitcom

[AARR]

I wish to work on a funny sitcom

Granted, and it stars your family too and you go on to have a successful career but you have to dress like this


I wish to do something dangerous with the guys from RailRoadFan.com

[David Collins]

I wish to do something dangerous with the guys from RailRoadFan.com

Granted, but as always, all of us end up in jail




I wish ~Z~ bails us out

[AARR]

I wish ~Z~ bails us out

Granted, but he charges us a lot of money and afterwards we find we could have gotten out for free


I wish we get a Get Out Of Jail Card