Corrupt a Wish

For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts. :)
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AARR wrote:
Wed Apr 06, 2022 6:46 am
I wish to fly like an eagle
Granted, but then you get sucked into the engine of an Boeing 777, which therefore blows all of the cowling off :shock:

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It also creates an emergency airworthiness directive about titanium fan blades on the Pratt & Whitney Powered Boeing 777's :lol:


I wish that ~Z~ would allow super long threads posts to not count toward my posting limit
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David Collins wrote:
Thu Apr 07, 2022 9:13 am
I wish that ~Z~ would allow super long threads posts to not count toward my posting limit
The Wish Genie agrees with you. Just do not ask the Genie if God exists...you will not like the answer :lol:
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I wish for a butter/salt-free popcorn that tastes good
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Apr 07, 2022 1:32 pm
I wish for a butter/salt-free popcorn that tastes good

Granted. Taste great AND less filling........
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especially after you spend all day on the toilet.




I wish to know if AARR with go to see Father Stu. https://www.fatherstumovie.com/ It seems right up his alley.

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Michael wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 11:09 am
I wish to know if AARR with go to see Father Stu. https://www.fatherstumovie.com/ It seems right up his alley.
I would give it a try with Mrs. AARR

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With Easter a week away, I wish Michael would clean the ashes from his forehead now.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 3:49 pm
With Easter a week away, I wish Michael would clean the ashes from his forehead now.

Granted. But it takes him a week to do it.
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I wish I had months worth of perfectly fitted suits

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Michael wrote:
Mon Apr 18, 2022 9:39 am
I wish I had months worth of perfectly fitted suits
Granted, but Mrs. Michael likes it and starts being nice to you which upsets your world :lol:

I wish to take a nap 😴
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Apr 18, 2022 10:12 am
I wish to take a nap 😴


Granted. But 2 minutes into the nap Michael calls you just to tell you about his latest conspiracy theory :roll:




I wish I had Iron Man's suit

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:lol:
Michael wrote:
Tue Apr 19, 2022 9:42 am
AARR wrote:
Mon Apr 18, 2022 10:12 am
I wish to take a nap 😴
Granted. But 2 minutes into the nap Michael calls you just to tell you about his latest conspiracy theory :roll:

I I had Iron Man's suit
Granted, but one of your kids disabled the flying mechanism and you don’t find out until you jump out of a 50 story window .

I wish to catch Michael before he hits the ground
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Apr 19, 2022 9:49 am
I wish to catch Michael before he hits the ground



Granted. But Michael's extra weight proves to be too much for you :lol:
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I wish David would photoshop a photo of AARR & Michael with Amish beards

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Michael wrote:
Tue Apr 19, 2022 10:51 am
I wish David would photoshop a photo of AARR & Michael with Amish beards
Granted, but AARR can’t post pictures from his phone so we can’t see how funny we look.

I wish to have better phone skills
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed Apr 20, 2022 7:40 am
I wish to have better phone skills

Granted. You have now mastered the rotary phone and how to use the phone book
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I wish to fake a law degree

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Michael wrote:
Thu Apr 21, 2022 7:58 am
I wish to fake a law degree
Granted, but it fools everyone at RailroadFan.com and we respect your authoritee’

I wish Michael doesn’t sue me
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Apr 21, 2022 8:36 am
I wish Michael doesn’t sue me
Granted, but then I'm thinking this in my head suddenly :? :lol:


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I wish to eliminate everyone in water wars with my incredible watergun sniping skills
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David Collins wrote:
Thu Apr 21, 2022 9:00 am
I wish to eliminate everyone in water wars with my incredible watergun sniping skills
Granted, but your opponents are jealous of your mad skills and quit playing. So now you have more time in Super Long Threads.

I wish for wisdom
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri Apr 22, 2022 8:21 am
I wish for wisdom


Granted. But you turn to the Bible for wisdom
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I wish to AARR and David Collin would come to Plymouth and railfan with me while we sit on the bench smoking Cuban cigar and sipping martinis

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Michael wrote:
Fri Apr 22, 2022 8:27 am
I wish to AARR and David Collin would come to Plymouth and railfan with me while we sit on the bench smoking Cuban cigar and sipping martinis
Granted, but the only train is the yard job and it’s out working the Detroit Sub

I wish for a smooth flight
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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We still enjoy our drinks and cigars :D
AARR wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 7:23 am
I wish for a smooth flight


Granted!! Smooth as silk......
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But the drive home from the airport take longer than the flight.

Michigan's 4 seasons: Winter, Pothole, Construction, Football


I wish to simplify

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Michael wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 8:44 am
I wish to simplify
Granted, Mrs. Michael will make all financial decisions thank you very much :lol:
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I wish to control mother nature
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 6:48 pm
I wish to control mother nature


Granted. But after today's weather the mob comes after you.
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I wish to control father time

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Michael wrote:
Wed Apr 27, 2022 8:03 am
I wish to control father time
Granted, and the battle with Mother nature is on :lol:
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I wish the guys at RailRoadFan.com, especially Michael, would stop leaving me hanging at Super Long Threads :cry:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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