For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
I wish that ~Z~ would allow super long threads posts to not count toward my posting limit
The Wish Genie agrees with you. Just do not ask the Genie if God exists...you will not like the answer
I wish for a butter/salt-free popcorn that tastes good
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
With Easter a week away, I wish Michael would clean the ashes from his forehead now.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish I had months worth of perfectly fitted suits
Granted, but Mrs. Michael likes it and starts being nice to you which upsets your world
I wish to take a nap
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted. But 2 minutes into the nap Michael calls you just to tell you about his latest conspiracy theory
I I had Iron Man's suit
Granted, but one of your kids disabled the flying mechanism and you don’t find out until you jump out of a 50 story window .
I wish to catch Michael before he hits the ground
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish David would photoshop a photo of AARR & Michael with Amish beards
Granted, but AARR can’t post pictures from his phone so we can’t see how funny we look.
I wish to have better phone skills
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but it fools everyone at RailroadFan.com and we respect your authoritee’
I wish Michael doesn’t sue me
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish to eliminate everyone in water wars with my incredible watergun sniping skills
Granted, but your opponents are jealous of your mad skills and quit playing. So now you have more time in Super Long Threads.
I wish for wisdom
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish to AARR and David Collin would come to Plymouth and railfan with me while we sit on the bench smoking Cuban cigar and sipping martinis
Granted, but the only train is the yard job and it’s out working the Detroit Sub
I wish for a smooth flight
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, Mrs. Michael will make all financial decisions thank you very much
I wish to control mother nature
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish the guys at RailRoadFan.com, especially Michael, would stop leaving me hanging at Super Long Threads
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...