Corrupt a Wish

For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts. :)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Sun Jun 26, 2022 7:48 am
I wish to start over
Granted, but you are going in the wrong direction but it might be fun.
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I wish for a mulligan
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Jun 26, 2022 9:46 am
I wish for a mulligan

Granted. But you lose your man card.
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I wish for a memory upgrade

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Sun Jun 26, 2022 8:03 pm
I wish for a memory upgrade

Granted, but you forget the password.
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I wish to remember all my passwords
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Jun 27, 2022 7:06 am
I wish to remember all my passwords

Granted. But you can't recall your usernames :?
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I wish to be a magician

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Michael wrote:
Mon Jun 27, 2022 9:41 am
I wish to be a magician
Granted, but there are even limits to what a magician can do.
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I wish for a theme song to play every time I enter a room
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Jun 27, 2022 6:17 pm
I wish for a theme song to play every time I enter a room


Granted. But only you can hear it
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I wish to be able to hear AARR's theme song

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Michael wrote:
Tue Jun 28, 2022 8:10 am
I wish to be able to hear AARR's theme song
Granted


or maybe this one


I will accept both

I wish Michael had a theme song
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Jun 28, 2022 8:47 am
I wish Michael had a theme song


Granted. This is the song. Picture it with Michael running around at 3x speed trying to keep everyone happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg





I wish I had another vacation to look forward to

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Michael wrote:
Tue Jun 28, 2022 3:19 pm
I wish I had another vacation to look forward to
Granted, and you are dressed for a good time.
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I wish for more time to work on my model railroad
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Ridiculous. I would never carry a briefcase.
AARR wrote:
Tue Jun 28, 2022 6:26 pm
I wish for more time to work on my model railroad



Granted. But you also have Michael's help
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I wish I could help AARR work on his model railroad.

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Michael wrote:
Wed Jun 29, 2022 7:17 am
I wish I could help AARR work on his model railroad.
Granted, but a fight erupts when we cannot decide on what era church to model.
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I wish to work a four-day week
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Like Jetlink says. Railfanning is SERIOUS business :lol:
AARR wrote:
Wed Jun 29, 2022 8:21 am
I wish to work a four-day week


Granted. But they are 4 24 hour days.....
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I wish to mow in the rain

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Michael wrote:
Wed Jun 29, 2022 9:00 am
I wish to mow in the rain
Granted, but you get wet grass all over your new shoes.
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I wish to railfan in the rain
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed Jun 29, 2022 12:49 pm
I wish to railfan in the rain


Granted. And we all see you getting splashed with dirty sewer water
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I wish for a good daytime thunderstorm

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Michael wrote:
Wed Jun 29, 2022 6:27 pm
I wish for a good daytime thunderstorm
Granted, but it floods your basement.
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I wish to swim in Michael's flooded basement
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Jun 30, 2022 7:06 am
I wish to swim in Michael's flooded basement


Granted. But it is busier than the city pool
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I wish AARR and I could own a farm together

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Michael wrote:
Fri Jul 01, 2022 8:19 am
I wish AARR and I could own a farm together
Granted, but we still have a passion to compete in a duo air guitar tournament.
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I wish to appear on Wheel of Fortune
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri Jul 01, 2022 8:38 am
I wish to appear on Wheel of Fortune

Granted. But you make a fool of yourself and only win a lifetime supply of Rice-a-Roni
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I wish for the best pizza on the planet

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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I have done that in the privacy of my home :lol:
Michael wrote:
Fri Jul 01, 2022 9:01 pm
I wish to appear on Wheel of Fortune. Granted. But you make a fool of yourself and only win a lifetime supply of Rice-a-Roni
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I wish for the best pizza on the planet

Granted, but the slogan is "cheesey" :)
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I wish to join the Oxford, MI St. Benedict Monastery.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Sat Jul 02, 2022 7:15 am
I wish to join the Oxford, MI St. Benedict Monastery.

Granted. But it is only for nuns :?




I wish AARR could see what his life would have been like had he become a priest.

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