RailRoadFan.com

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:48 pm**

Granted, but right afterwards a 400 lbs pigeon replaced the snow with other white stuff
I wish I had my own business

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:04 pm**

Granted but you are now shoveling crap.

I wish I could solve the matsquatch mystory

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:08 pm**

Granted, but you had to keep the mystery to yourself, otherwise you'd explode.

I wish that I could stop pulling and snapping the gum in my mouth.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:11 pm**

Wish granted, but now you have chewed off your fingers.

I wish I had not lost my phone.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:12 pm**

Granted but it's now super glued to your hand.

I wish Steven would shut the hell up!

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:14 pm**

Granted, but now he's a she who talks about herself all the time and doesn't want you to leave her alone

I wish I owned a crocodile

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:16 pm**

Granted, but he bit off something he thought was a worm.

I wish Chris Racer didn't live at mikes house.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:30 pm**

Granted, but now he lives at your house.
I wish I owned a locomotive

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:41 pm**

Granted, but it's the biggest POS GE ever built, and it doesn't run.

I wish Dane was a chicken!

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:44 pm**

Granted, but now you have to eat me!!!!

I wish I had a palm tree

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:47 pm**

Granted, but a coconut fell off, hit your head and killed you.

I wish I could shoot lasers from my eyes.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:48 pm**

Granted, but you kill youself the next you look in a mirror
I wish I didn't have to work tonight

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:50 pm**

Granted, but you have to work every night after that for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to pee so bad right now.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:51 pm**

Granted but you wet your pants in front of the hottest chick ever!!!

I wish i could wear a bikini

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:52 pm**

Granted, But no one wants to see you in it.
I wish I could get that HORRIBLE image out of my mind!!!

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:54 pm**

Granted but now you have to see Steven in a bikini for the rest of your life!

I wish i had a big monkey

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:59 pm**

Granted,his name is Steven and he wears a Bikini.
I wish I could fly!

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:01 pm**

Granted but Steven is your wings and he's only wearing a bikini!!

I wish I didn't have a boyfriend

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:04 pm**

Granted, but no you can't even get a first date anymore.
I wish Steven would stop wearing a Bikini and start wear clothes

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:06 pm**

Granted but now all his clothes are see thru and he don't wear underwear!!!

I wish Cam would work for Starbucks

Corrupt a Wish