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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2022 9:51 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑ Sat Aug 20, 2022 9:26 am
I wish to have lunch with my three favorite people
Granted. But your three favorite people don't like you and before you know it you are all staring at your phones
I wish go a week, phone free
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2022 10:55 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Sun Aug 21, 2022 9:51 am
I wish go a week, phone free
Granted, but we're all concerned about you.
I wish to peak my curiosity
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2022 11:34 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑ Sun Aug 21, 2022 10:55 am
I wish to peak my curiosity
Granted. But it kills you
I wish I had a better endgame
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2022 3:19 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Mon Aug 22, 2022 11:34 am
I wish I had a better endgame
Granted, but you end up in a rap battle and you are no EMINEM.
I wish my infected finger would heal already
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2022 8:33 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑ Mon Aug 22, 2022 3:19 pm
I wish my infected finger would heal already
Granted. Your finger heals quite nicely
But they rest of your body will take a while
I wish one of AARR's paper railroads came to life
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2022 8:51 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Wed Aug 24, 2022 8:33 am
I wish one of AARR's paper railroads came to life
Granted, but now I have to run it and I am no Mr. TSB when it comes to running a railroad.
I wish one of my paper railroads came to life and Buster and SD80MAC managed it for me
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2022 9:25 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑ Wed Aug 24, 2022 8:51 am
I wish one of my paper railroads came to life and Buster and SD80MAC managed it for me
Granted. But they run it into bankruptcy after they embezzle from your company
I wish we could get a chance to see if one of AARR's paper railroads was profitable.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2022 1:17 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 25, 2022 9:25 am
I wish we could get a chance to see if one of AARR's paper railroads was profitable.
Granted, but its Monopoly profitable.
I wish to play Michael in a game of monopoly to the death
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2022 8:24 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 25, 2022 1:17 pm
I wish to play Michael in a game of monopoly to the death
Granted. But it takes us 40 years to play
At which point we literally drop dead
I wish AARR had chosen something simpler like a game of HORSE
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 6:52 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 25, 2022 8:24 pm
I wish AARR had chosen something simpler like a game of HORSE
Granted, and its epic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21-S6rdbQ1U
I wish Michael and I played ~Z~ and Jetlink in a game of basketball
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 6:39 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑ Fri Aug 26, 2022 6:52 am
I wish Michael and I played ~Z~ and Jetlink in a game of basketball
Granted. But your team mate Michael embarrasses you thoroughly
I wish to do small things with great love
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 7:10 pm
by AARR
Out on the court all I care about is can you shoot the rock
Michael wrote: ↑ Fri Aug 26, 2022 6:39 pm
I wish Michael and I played ~Z~ and Jetlink in a game of basketball.
Granted. But your team mate Michael embarrasses you thoroughly
I wish to do small things with great love
Granted
I wish for something that I can't be made fun of
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2022 9:09 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑ Fri Aug 26, 2022 7:10 pm
I wish for something that I can't be made fun of
Granted. But it has nothing to do with you
I wish I could remember the names of people I meet
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2022 9:43 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Sun Aug 28, 2022 9:09 am
I wish I could remember the names of people I meet
Granted, but you forget the names of your wife (and it is not Mrs. Michael), your kids, your father in law, etc.
I wish something was both healthy for you and tasted good
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2022 9:28 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑ Sun Aug 28, 2022 9:43 am
I wish something was both healthy for you and tasted good
Granted. But it cost a fortune!
I wish it would rain on my parade
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2022 9:58 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Mon Aug 29, 2022 9:28 am
I wish it would rain on my parade
Granted, but at least you brought your umbrella
I wish for a cool nick name
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2022 3:13 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑ Mon Aug 29, 2022 9:58 am
I wish for a cool nick name
Granted. The coolest! But it is still irrelevant
I wish AARR and I wrote a book on the art of Manliness
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2022 6:45 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Tue Aug 30, 2022 3:13 pm
I wish AARR and I wrote a book on the art of Manliness
Granted, but we have to write a coloring book to get men to buy it.
I wish Michael and I wrote a book about how women can be better wives
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2022 10:23 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑ Tue Aug 30, 2022 6:45 pm
I wish Michael and I wrote a book about how women can be better wives
Granted. Oddly our wives are supportive at first as the money from our massive book sales rolls in but then when the money slows down they leaves us and take half the money and run. The lawyers take the other half.
I wish to play 4D chess
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2022 12:15 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Wed Aug 31, 2022 10:23 am
I wish to play 4D chess
Granted, but the consequences for taking your daughters queen is your life.
I wish Michael would play me in chess