Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish we get a Get Out Of Jail Card

Granted and we use it then really relish those few minute before we are thrown in a different jail





I wish to tune out

[AARR]

I wish to tune out

Not granted, the Genie can only do so much in your case

Even your family photo is unique

I wish to go back to the horse and buggy

[Chip]

I wish to tune out

Not granted, the Genie can only do so much in your case

Even your family photo is unique

I wish to go back to the horse and buggy

No, then I would be out of a job



I wish my son would just go to bed already

[Michael]

I wish my son would just go to bed already

Grated. But it is in your bed. Oh and did I mentioned he peed?





I wish I had better options

[David Collins]

I wish I had better options

Granted, but I chose them





I wish I wasn't a foamer

[AARR]

I wish I wasn't a foamer

Granted, you are one of these...whatever they are


I wish David would be happy being a Foamer

[David Collins]

I wish David would be happy being a Foamer

Granted, but it becomes contagious, and before you know it, everyone becomes a foamer


I wish for a warm day to fly the drone

[AARR]

I wish for a warm day to fly the drone

Granted, but it is windy


I wish David would get a drone video of a three unit lash up of SD38-2's

[David Collins]

I wish David would get a drone video of a three unit lash up of SD38-2's

Granted, but they’re all in CN paint which makes the catch… let’s say… disappointing.


I wish that I could film the lake Orion branch local switching industries

[Michael]

I wish that I could film the lake Orion branch local switching industries

Granted.....but it is all done with trucks now.

Nice photo though



I wish bring back the expression "cool beans"

[AARR]

I wish that I could film the lake Orion branch local switching industries

Granted, but the only two customers are on private land, and you have to trespass to get the pictures, so you end up in juvenile jail.


I wish David had used his drone to video the Orion Branch Local switching the industries

[David Collins]

I wish David had used his drone to video the Orion Branch Local switching the industries

Granted, but GM doesn’t reactivate the line so therefore CN closes the rest of it down


I wish to wish for a good wish that isn’t a corrupt-able wish

[Michael]

I wish to wish for a good wish that isn’t a corrupt-able wish

Granted. And you just wasted it on that wish




I wish for smooth sailing

[David Collins]

I wish for smooth sailing

Granted, but it’s only a daydream when Mrs. Michael wakes you up



I wish that Skylar (the girl I’m hitting on) will like my valentine

[AARR]

I wish to wish for a good wish that isn’t a corrupt-able wish

Granted, you wish that AARR's and Michael's wives nag them about something petty and small and while it is not corruptible we wonder why you dissed us like that. Here is Michael singing the man song.


I wish for bad medicine

[Michael]

I wish for bad medicine

Ganted.





I wish I could have snuck AAR some horse medicine and saved his life

[AARR]

I wish I could have snuck AAR some horse medicine and saved his life

Granted, but I change into whatever this is

Mrs. AARR promptly puts me to good use

I wish to take a day off from work and work on my model railroad

[Michael]

I wish to take a day off from work and work on my model railroad

Granted. But you look all track of time and when you come back you no longer have a job.





I wish I could have found a funny photo to go with this wish

[AARR]

I wish I could have found a funny photo to go with this wish

Granted,


I wish to get my money for nothing and my chicks for free

[David Collins]

I wish to get my money for nothing and my chicks for free

NOT GRANTED, I’m too young to know what that means


I wish to understand what the heck happened at my lunch table today