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David Collins wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 11, 2022 7:52 pm

I wish to attract more ladies

Granted. These 4 ladies think you are the bees knees





I wish to see maps accompanying the paper railroads

Michael wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:16 am

I wish to see maps accompanying the paper railroads

Granted, but David discovers he can't connect the cities on his paper railroad


I wish David, Michael and AARR build an epic Thomas the Tank Engine layout

AARR wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 12, 2022 3:16 pm

I wish David, Michael and AARR build an epic Thomas the Tank Engine layout

Granted. But once built we fight like a couple of children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s-8Yv5RebA







I wish winter was cancelled due to lack of interest

Michael wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 12, 2022 6:08 pm

I wish winter was cancelled due to lack of interest

Granted, but somewhere there is a polar bear crying because they love winter

Poor bear resorts to eating Taco Bell

I wish to wake up and snap to it

AARR wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 13, 2022 8:43 am

I wish to wake up and snap to it

Granted. But it is only with the "help" of Mrs AARR





I wish to have a guy night out with gang from Railroadfan.com

Michael wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 13, 2022 9:05 am

I wish to have a guy night out with gang from Railroadfan.com

Granted, we have a swell time


I wish our group doesn't something cool

AARR wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 14, 2022 8:31 am

I wish our group doesn't something cool

The Genie is confused as to whether or not you want us to do something cool so our group does something REALLY cool but you are in the bathroom and miss it after we convince you to try some Taco Bell




I wish I could train my cat to attack

Michael wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:11 pm

I wish I could train my cat to attack

Granted, it attacks your family jewels


I wish for an uncorruptible wish

AARR wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:30 pm

I wish for an incorruptible wish

Granted. But you waste it wishing Michael was rich







I wish to share my wealth with AARR & David

Michael wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 15, 2022 9:36 am

I wish to share my wealth with AARR & David

Granted, but after 8 kids there isn't much left


I wish to work full time on my model railroad

True.....but it is my retirement plan.....if I live that long

AARR wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 15, 2022 10:39 am

I wish to work full time on my model railroad

Granted. But after tens of thousands of dollars & man hours you finally run the train





I wish I had a jogging partner

Michael wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 15, 2022 12:10 pm

I wish I had a jogging partner

Granted, and they know how to motivate you


I wish Michael knew that bear just wants to give him a hug

I said jog not run!

AARR wrote: ↑

Sun Jan 16, 2022 7:10 am

I wish Michael knew that bear just wants to give him a hug

Granted. So he stops and hugs the bear but the next bear wants more than a hug!


I wish to go a year without a car repair

Michael wrote: ↑

Sun Jan 16, 2022 10:38 am

I wish to go a year without a car repair

Granted

Of course your divorce will cost you far more

I wish Michael would bet on the Super Bowl

AARR wrote: ↑

Sun Jan 16, 2022 5:11 pm

I wish Michael would bet on the Super Bowl

Granted. But he bets the title to your house........

....and loses it.

The good news is you get to move in with Michael





I wish to make a movie about railfans

Michael wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 19, 2022 7:02 pm

I wish to make a movie about railfans

Granted, but it's mostly bloopers


I wish to film a mockumentary about railfans

AARR wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 19, 2022 7:29 pm

I wish to film a mockumentary about railfans

Granted, but your character is Railfan Rowan


And you’re a yelling and screaming foamer

I wish for a speedy recovery

David Collins wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:04 am

I wish for a speedy recovery

Granted, but then it is back into the Rat Race


I wish for more time to work on my model railroad

AARR wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 21, 2022 6:46 am

I wish for more time to work on my model railroad

Granted. But you later regret it and write about it in your memoirs




I wish AARR, David and Michael purchased the old freight depot in Plymouth and made it into a huge model train layout

Michael wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 21, 2022 7:29 am

I wish AARR, David and Michael purchased the old freight depot in Plymouth and made it into a huge model train layout

Granted, but we don't get much done because we spend most of our time arguing about Covid


I wish railroad companies would listen to my ideas to generate more business