For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Michael wrote:Would you rather have a house full of exotic animals but it smells or have a showroom house with no animals?
You had me when you said "animals"
Would you rather have a house full of animals but it smells or have a showroom house with no animals?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be audited by the IRS or have vindictive neighbors?
Audit by the IRS
Would you rather be audited by the IRS or be on the FBI's Most Wanted list?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather slowly, gradually get to 80 degrees over the course of the next 3 months or go right to 80 tomorrow?
Tomorrow! Did I say that quick enough . And you may not have anything to hide but that won't stop the IRS from finding something .
Would you rather have another child or get pecked to death by a duckling
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather dig up a 200 year old time capsule or get $1,000 ?
How much can I sell the 200 year old time capsule for?
Would you rather dig up a 200 year old time capsule or get $10,000 ?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I heard a variation of this one today on Catholic Radio
Would you rather abstain completely or only do everything in perfect moderation?
Perfect moderation. I pray 1500 calories of cheesecake is perfect moderation .
Would you rather abstain completely or only do everything in perfect moderation?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather abstain completely or only do everything in perfect moderation?
For me this is more a could you rather than would you and so I will go with abstain
Would you rather wake up feeling great and slowly get worse through the day or wake up feeling old and tired but have it get better throughout the day?
Michael wrote:Would you rather wake up feeling great and slowly get worse through the day or wake up feeling old and tired but have it get better throughout the day?
The first. It's what I'm used too . Mrs. AARR is the second so we make a good team I guess .
Would you rather wake up feeling great and slowly get worse through the day or wake up feeling old and tired but have it get better throughout the day?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather wake up feeling great and slowly get worse through the day or wake up feeling old and tired but have it get better throughout the day?
Probably the second
Would you rather never be alone ever again for even a second forever or spend the rest of your life alone as a hermit?
Michael wrote:Would you rather never be alone ever again for even a second forever or spend the rest of your life alone as a hermit?
You had me on Hermit
Would you rather never be alone ever again for even a second forever or spend the rest of your life alone as a hermit?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather go for a long drive at night in very heavy fog or during the day in heavy snow?
I'll take my chances during the day . Either way I'm driving about 10mph .
Would you rather go for a long drive at night in very heavy fog or during the day in heavy snow?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather see someone besides Michael post in the Corrupt a Wish thread or the Would you Rather thread?
It'd be nice to recruit a few more people to both . But Michaels posts are funny .
Would you rather watch multiple Class 1 trains an hour at a hot spot like Fostoria or see a variety of trains at a place like Durand but only average one an hour?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather watch multiple Class 1 trains an hour at a hot spot like Fostoria or see a variety of trains at a place like Durand but only average one an hour?
Hmmm. Quality vs Quantity? In this case I will go with Fostoria
Would you rather watch multiple Class 1 trains an hour at a hot spot like Fostoria or see a variety of trains at a place like Durand but only average one an hour?
Michael wrote:Would you rather watch multiple Class 1 trains an hour at a hot spot like Fostoria or see a variety of trains at a place like Durand but only average one an hour?
I'm ok with Durand
Would you rather give up something for Lent or do something extra?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
. And you may not have anything to hide but that won't stop the IRS from finding something 
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. Either way I'm driving about 10mph 
