Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 10:13 am
GrantedMichael wrote:I wish to catch up
I wish to speed up
I wish to speed up
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I wish to speed up
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2020 1:17 pm
AARR wrote:I wish to speed up
Granted. But you probably should have slowed down
I wish for more joy
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2020 6:14 pm
Granted, you get her 24/7Michael wrote:I wish for more joy
I wish Michael gets more Joy
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:26 pm
AARR wrote:I wish Michael gets more Joy
Granted. But by Michael having more joy he posts less in the Super Long Threads which brings AARR less joy
I wish to come up with an an unconventional solution
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:49 pm
Granted, but you read the directions wrongMichael wrote:I wish to come up with an an unconventional solution
I wish to understand the directions
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:43 pm
AARR wrote:I wish to understand the directions
Granted. But following them was a bad idea
I wish to to be a handyman
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2020 6:37 pm
Granted, but as Red Green says,Michael wrote:I wish to to be a handyman
I wish the women find me handsome
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:50 am
AARR wrote:I wish the women find me handsome
Granted. Quite handsome......
and also quite dead. Mrs AARR is the jealous type
I wish to let the dogs out
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:02 am
Granted, but they all want to play with youMichael wrote:I wish to let the dogs out
And you discover your cat has a mean streak
I wish to play with the dogs Michael's cat let out
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:08 am
AARR wrote:I wish to play with the dogs Michael's cat let out
Granted. But these dogs have a different version of "play"
Good thing you are used to running
I wish to be an international man of mystery
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:56 pm
Granted, but it's not James Bond instead you're...Michael wrote:I wish to be an international man of mystery
I prefer Mr. Bean too
I wish to be indispensable
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2020 7:28 pm
AARR wrote:I wish to be indispensable
Granted. But in order to be indispensable you have to agree to work 7 days a week
I wish to sleep in
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:17 am
Granted, but you know what happens when you aren't awakeMichael wrote:I wish to sleep in
I wish to know what Michael's pets do when he is sleeping in
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:20 pm
Sounds about right
Granted. But it is just as you suspected. They are sneaking into your yard and pooping
I wish that AARR and I would find real treasure
AARR wrote:I wish to know what Michael's pets do when he is sleeping in
Granted. But it is just as you suspected. They are sneaking into your yard and pooping
I wish that AARR and I would find real treasure
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 6:14 pm
I know I'm supposed to say heaven but in this life this is the treasure were after...Michael wrote:I wish that AARR and I would find real treasure
One moment of happiness
I wish Michael and me hike an old railroad ROW
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 10:08 am
AARR wrote:I wish Michael and me hike an old railroad ROW
Granted. and they have a kick ass time!
But the ROW wasn't actually abandoned
I wish to make a good movie
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:39 pm
Granted, but it is good at being badMichael wrote:I wish to make a good movie
I wish to see the outtakes of Michael's good movie
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2020 5:00 pm
AARR wrote:I wish to see the outtakes of Michael's good movie
Granted. But you have to sit through hours and hours of daytime TV just to see it
I wish keep my stride
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:30 pm
Granted, but it's a silly strideMichael wrote:I wish keep my stride
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2hwqki
I wish to power walk
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2020 12:56 pm
AARR wrote:I wish to power walk
Granted. But it looks ridiculous
Almost as funny as me keeping my stride
I wish to never see another commercial for vaginal dryness