Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish AARR joined my IT company

Granted, but you soon regret it...

Because I keep sending you PM's at RailroadFan.com

I wish to be a productive associate at Michael's IT company

[Michael]

I wish to be a productive associate at Michael's IT company

Granted But Michael has you working weekends and holidays








I wish for a better search engine

[AARR]

I wish for a better search engine

Granted, but you always end up at Railroadfan.com


I wish to always bike with the wind at my back

[Michael]

I wish to always bike with the wind at my back

Granted. But.....

This picture says it all





I wish for the eye of the tiger

[AARR]

I wish for the eye of the tiger

Granted,


I wish to see Michael take his first step on the treadmill

[Michael]

Touché

I wish to see Michael take his first step on the treadmill

Granted. But you decide to join me and encourage me and it doesn't go well




I wish for Faith, Hope & Charity

[AARR]

I wish for Faith, Hope & Charity

Granted

Eventually you have to get up and face your children

I wish for the new GLC SD35's to run together while Michael and I chase them

[Michael]

I wish for the new GLC SD35's to run together while Michael and I chase them

Granted. But in our excitement we crash your sub compact immediately

We get out and start running after the train but Michael just slows you down




I wish to know why if we put a man on the mon 50 years ago why does it still take 3 business days for a check to clear in 2020?

[AARR]

I wish to know why if we put a man on the mon 50 years ago why does it still take 3 business days for a check to clear in 2020?

Granted, it's AOC's environmentally friendly mail delivery


I wish Michael and I would go to a concert and join in the mosh pit

[Michael]

I wish Michael and I would go to a concert and join in the mosh pit

Granted. But the "Concert" is just the Christmas play at Michael's kids school and there is no mosh pit just us






I wish I live next door to AARR and my kids would annoy him like Dennis the Menace

[AARR]

Hasn't every dad done that

I wish Michael and I would go to a concert and join in the mosh pit.
Granted. But the "Concert" is just the Christmas play at Michael's kids school and there is no mosh pit just us

I wish I live next door to AARR and my kids would annoy him like Dennis the Menace

Granted, but I tell them bad dad jokes and they ask if they can move away

I wish to be Michael's neighbor in the year 1890 in the upper peninsula

[Michael]

All part of the Dad's union

I wish to be Michael's neighbor in the year 1890 in the upper peninsula

Granted, But as Neighbors in the UP back in 1890 that meant we lived 50 miles from each other and saw each other once a year......

....Although we really made the best of that one day railfanning old school.




I wish to sound the alarm

[AARR]

I wish to sound the alarm

Granted, but on 2nd thought you decide we're all going to just burn


I wish more people believed the alarm I'm sounding

[Michael]

I wish more people believed the alarm I'm sounding

Granted! But only the alarm coming from your butt!

Smelling is believing




I wish for more privacy

[AARR]

I wish for more privacy

Granted, but you still can't escape the law


I wish to join Michael on a "dessert" island

[Talk]

I wish to join Michael on a "dessert" island

Congratulations on making the news!! Where is the cake again???



I wish to understand the "#1 #2 #3" in the chat every morning

[AARR]

I wish to understand the "#1 #2 #3" in the chat every morning

Granted, but then you forget this is a train board and start posting irrelevant stuff


I wish Talk Talk would post more picture of trains

[Michael]

I wish Talk Talk would post more picture of trains

Granted. But they are passenger trains and we all know that passenger trains are not really trains






I wish to go on an epic hike

[AARR]

I wish to go on an epic hike

Granted, Talk Talk and I join you because people with the same mental disorders should do things together


I wish for a theme song to play every time I login at Railroadfan.com

[Michael]

Thanks guys

I wish for a theme song to play every time I login at Railroadfan.com

Granted. But you tire of it quickly





I wish that the very next corrupt a wish would get us to the next page