Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish ride the rails

Granted, but your train meets me head on after I had my Wheaties


I wish to ride a train with Michael, ~Z~ and SW.

[Michael]

I wish to ride a train with Michael, ~Z~ and SW.

Granted. The 4 of us sneak aboard an AMTRAK train in disguise (your Helga costume is amazing) to give some dude a fake orange juice report but we get caught.


It's a long story





I wish to get a full weeks worth of wishes corrupted in a weekend

[AARR]

I'm a better looking woman than a man

I wish to ride a train with Michael, ~Z~ and SW. Granted. The 4 of us sneak aboard an AMTRAK train in disguise (your Helga costume is amazing) to give some dude a fake orange juice report but we get caught. It's a long story

I wish to get a full weeks worth of wishes corrupted in a weekend

Granted, but we neglect everything else. And since you still have kids at home you are in trouble with Mrs. Michael


I wish to find a church that is open

[Michael]

I wish to find a church that is open

Granted. But the only one open is The Church of the Flat Earthers.....so you convert

I'm heading to St Thomas in AA now.




I wish to be pleasantly surprised

[AARR]

~Z~ will ban me for life

I wish to find a church that is open. Granted. But the only one open is The Church of the Flat Earthers.....so you convert

I wish to be pleasantly surprised

Granted, but it requires you being lied too


I wish to join the church of young earthers

[Michael]

I wish to join the church of young earthers

Granted. But you quickly discover it is a cult after they take over your home, wife and assets.
Although the preacher does give great sermons





I wish to think faster

[AARR]

I wish to think faster

Granted, but either way it's not going to be a good decision


I wish for something good to come out of the Coronavirus Pandemic

[Michael]

I wish for something good to come out of the Coronavirus Pandemic

Granted. Stuck in your home you finally have time to watch all your favorite reruns!!!!!!






But you break your only pair of glasses




I wish to hit 30,000 step today

[AARR]

Your responses are always LOL good but this is another one of your epics

I wish for something good to come out of the Coronavirus Pandemic. Granted. Stuck in your home you finally have time to watch all your favorite reruns!!!!! But you break your only pair of glasses

I wish to hit 30,000 step today

Granted, but you freak out everyone


I wish to hit 1 big step today

[Michael]

I wish to hit 1 big step today

Granted but it is right on a LEGO!




I wish to see AARR LOL

[AARR]

I wish to see AARR LOL

Granted, but you never want to see me laugh again


I wish for Lent to be over

[Michael]

Awful

I wish for Lent to be over

Granted. But nothing changes




I wish to indulge my sweet tooth

[AARR]

I wish to indulge my sweet tooth

Granted, but you also indulge your girth

But you look good

I wish the COVID-19 restrictions were over

[Michael]

God help me if I ever get even half that bad

I wish the COVID-19 restrictions were over

Granted. But Mrs AARR's restrictions just begin







I wish to be part of the "in" crowd that still gets to go to Mass

[AARR]

I'll take my chances with COVID-19 then

I wish the COVID-19 restrictions were over. Granted. But Mrs AARR's restrictions just begin

I wish to be part of the "in" crowd that still gets to go to Mass

Granted, and you are rewarded by not getting COVID-19. However, you all get the flu because no good work goes unpunished

I wish to be brave trying to survive on 495 days worth of food and toilet paper

[Michael]

I wish to be brave trying to survive on 495 days worth of food and toilet paper

Granted. The bravery part comes in when you tell people you have that much in storage.......

Now you have half an hours worth of supplies




I wish to get a shave a haircut for 2 bits

[AARR]

I wish to get a shave and a haircut for 2 bits

Granted, and you look awesome!

But Mrs. Michael won't let you near her for a month . But it's worth it .

I wish cheesecake was the vaccine for COVID-19

[Michael]

I wish cheesecake was the vaccine for COVID-19

Granted. But being the vaccine now, your beloved cheesecake is nowhere to be found



You take it better than expected though





I wish I was as stocked up as AARR

[AARR]

NO CHEESECAKE! I'm going on the war path

I wish cheesecake was the vaccine for COVID-19. Granted. But being the vaccine now, your beloved cheesecake is nowhere to be found You take it better than expected though

I wish I was as stocked up as AARR

Thank you, because now the rioters are at your house and taking your toilet paper


I wish to understand why people think rioting and vandalizing will solve anything

[Michael]

I wish to understand why people think rioting and vandalizing will solve anything

Granted. You find out the hard way when you have to resort to rioting against Marshall Law
But it doesn't solve anything




I wish to hit the discotech with AARR