For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Michael wrote:I wish nominate AARR as ambassador to "the other website"
Granted, but they immediately cancel my membership for being irrelevant
~Z~ tolerates my irrelevancy
I wish to dominate the pickle ball tournement
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but the "discussions" between Mrs. AARR and I keep you up all night
I wish Michael and I went to the same church
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish Michael and I went to the same church. Granted. But that means joining Michael's church which, by the way, is a doomsday cult
I wish to have a cottage along Lake Michigan
Granted, and your kids love the rising water
I wish to create a Broadway play starring the RRFan.com posters
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish for Fall. Granted. Right off the roof while working on a Honey Do project! Michael holds on for dear life after you clumsily knock over the ladder on your way down.....but at least it is Autumn
I wish to be visited by an Angel
Granted, but they don't bring you any comfort
I wish for a nice cold drink
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish for celebrate my 15 lbs weight loss with a carton of ice cream
Granted, but then you have to start over
I wish to gain the 15 pounds Michael lost
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish for a reason to run. Granted. You have many reasons! But your bigger problem is how girly you look running
I wish to find balance
Having a good wife helps
Please don't show this picture to Mrs. Michael
I wish to be a bachelor
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to be a bachelor. Granted. But you live happily ever after
I wish I had a home away from home
Granted, but it freaks out the people who already live there
I wish to be Michael's neighbor
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...