Corrupt a Wish

[David Collins]

I wish the Lions make it too the Super Bowl next year.

NOT granted. You jinxed it.

I wish Katie would understand that you can’t have a roster of just 420,000 pound SD70ACe’s on a Class II shortline (her paper railroad).

[AARR]

I wish Katie would understand that you can’t have a roster of just 420,000 pound SD70ACe’s on a Class II shortline (her paper railroad).

Granted, instead she picks this roster because they are so cute.


I wish Katie would post her paper railroad at RRFan.com

[David Collins]

When we first met she thought I still watched Thomas

I wish Katie would post her paper railroad at RRFan.com

Granted, but she sees the corrupt a wish and would you rather threads and it scares her off not only from railroadfan but from railfanning as a whole

I wish I was more civilized

[Michael]

I wish I was more civilized

Granted. but it doesn't leave any time for railfanning.




I wish to coast through life

[AARR]

I wish to coast through life

Granted, but it's downhill on a rocket.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ-F6BGQH6A


I wish I could bike like in the above video.

[Michael]

I wish I could bike like in the above video.

Granted. But you are also missing teeth like the guy in the video





I wish the emperor would put some clothes on

[AARR]

I wish the emperor would put some clothes on

Granted, but the emperor identifies as a.....whatever this is .


I wish I did not offend anyone with the above picture

[Michael]

I wish I did not offend anyone with the above picture

Granted. But it is too late. I am offended.




I wish that we started a new Super Long Thread called DAD JOKES.

[AARR]

I wish that we started a new Super Long Thread called DAD JOKES.

Granted, but only Michael and AARR post there.

But we easily amuse ourselves .

I wish I was a better swimmer

[Michael]

I wish I was a better swimmer

Granted. Just one time, when you were swimming in the ocean




I wish there was something we could all agree upon.

[AARR]

I wish there was something we could all agree upon.

Granted, we all agree that we will disagree.


I wish CSX would replace the box-cabs with the original ones

[Michael]

I wish CSX would replace the box-cabs with the original ones

Granted. But they also replace their diesel for steam engines.




I wish for something amazing

[~Z~]

I wish for something amazing

You sound much like the neighbor kid in The Incredibles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFsFiDRwPqc

Granted, but it blows up the house of Mr Incredible while doing the amazing thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLru4QcA9rU


I wish to easily find a second bicycle for backup use without a lot of hemming and hawing over the decision of which one.

[Michael]

That is verbatim what I was thinking about

I wish to easily find a second bicycle for backup use without a lot of hemming and hawing over the decision of which one.

Granted. Not a lot of hemming and hawing but a LOT of money....Allegedly.




I wish I had 1 reliable bicycle

[AARR]

I wish I had 1 reliable bicycle

Granted, but you broke it in an accident.


I wish to lend Michael one of my bicycles.

[Michael]

I wish to lend Michael one of my bicycles.

Granted. But naturally you never get it back




I wish to CSX would change its colors to Purple & Gold.

[AARR]

I wish to CSX would change its colors to Purple & Gold.

Granted, but they also implement a company wide fitness program.



I wish pizza was a health food option

[Michael]

I wish pizza was a health food option

Granted! BUT





I wish AARR and I hosted a nature program

[AARR]

I wish AARR and I hosted a nature program

Granted, we do a segment on the Killer Bee's.


I wish for a good outcome

[Michael]

I wish for a good outcome

Granted. A VERY GOOD OUTCOME! For the network, producers and the ratings. But not so much for you





I wish I could train my cat to attack.