Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2024 10:44 am
I wish I could train my cat to attack.
Granted, but it attacks you.
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I wish Michale had an attack dog to go with his attack cat.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2024 3:56 pm
I wish Michael had an attack dog to go with his attack cat.



Granted. But they fight like cats and dogs
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I wish for AARR to have a good Lent

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Michael wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2024 8:34 am
I wish for AARR to have a good Lent
Granted, I give up nothing and skip the Easter parties.
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I wish we could do Ordinary Time 52 weeks a year and skip everything else.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:08 pm
I wish we could do Ordinary Time 52 weeks a year and skip everything else.


Granted. But an angry mob comes after you
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I wish to calm the mob

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Michael wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2024 10:22 am
I wish to calm the mob
Granted, you start a pie fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzOs4PX7UMs


I wish someone would through a PB Cream pie in my face.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2024 2:56 pm
I wish someone would through a PB Cream pie in my face.

Granted. But you suddenly develop a peanut allergy.
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I wish Biden would return my phone calls

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Michael wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2024 10:28 am
I wish Biden would return my phone calls
Granted, but it's Jeff Dunham playing a joke on you.
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I wish Godzilla movies showed more Godzilla and less people.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:59 pm
I wish Godzilla movies showed more Godzilla and less people.

Granted. But now it is Godzilla, the Love Story
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I wish I could understand AARR's fascination with Godzilla

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Michael wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2024 9:08 am
I wish I could understand AARR's fascination with Godzilla
Granted, but then you also have to see into the mind of AARR.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4


I wish to play Jetlink in a game of chess
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2024 10:18 am
I wish to play Jetlink in a game of chess

Granted. But he beats you in an unprecedented 6 moves
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I wish I had been quicker on the draw and got a photo of my closer encounter with a fox

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Michael wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2024 5:43 pm
I wish I had been quicker on the draw and got a photo of my closer encounter with a fox
Granted, but it was not a fox, it was Wiley E Coyote and you are in the middle of his attempt to catch Road Runner.
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I wish Michael would help Wiley catch the Road Runner
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2024 7:40 am
I wish Michael would help Wiley catch the Road Runner

Granted. But it means the end of the world as we know it!
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I wish half a million would buy you more than a very modest ranch house in the sticks nowadays.

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Michael wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2024 8:26 am
I wish half a million would buy you more than a very modest ranch house in the sticks nowadays.
Granted, but with the size of your family you have to live in a very large shoe.
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I wish to appear in an Al Yankovic video
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2024 4:00 pm
I wish to appear in an Al Yankovic video

Granted. But only because you are terminally ill and All visits you in the hospital.
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TOTALLY WORTH IT 8)



I wish to know how AARR would rank the following 3 men; Red Green, Mr Bean and Weird Al

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Michael wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2024 10:30 am
I wish to know how AARR would rank the following 3 men; Red Green, Mr Bean and Weird Al
1. Al Yankovic (funny & good music!)2. Red Green (ultimate rated PG man humor) 3. Mr. Bean (taking ordinary events and making them hilarious).

I wish to know how Michael would rank the following RRFan.com members for their contributions to the site; AARR, David Collins, Jetlink, Saturnalia, SD80MAC and ~Z~.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2024 4:17 pm
I wish to know how Michael would rank the following RRFan.com members for their contributions to the site; AARR, David Collins, Jetlink, Saturnalia, SD80MAC and ~Z~.

Granted. But you are disappointed to find out that you are ranked last :cry:
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This is Corrupt a Wish after all 8)
Everyone of those guys contribute to the board equally but in a different/unique way. I would be ranked last!



I wish for AARR's advice :D

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Michael wrote:
Wed Feb 21, 2024 7:51 am
I wish for AARR's advice :D
Granted,
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I wish to go beyond my comfort zone
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed Feb 21, 2024 3:02 pm
I wish to go beyond my comfort zone

Granted. You go beyond your comfort zone and move in with Michael
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I wish I had a comfort zone

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Michael wrote:
Thu Feb 22, 2024 9:41 am
I wish I had a comfort zone
Granted, but you lose an arm.
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I wish to join a railfan cult
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Feb 22, 2024 4:13 pm
I wish to join a railfan cult
Granted, But they convince you that passenger trains are REAL trains :shock:
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I wish AARR would join my cult

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