Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish to eat like no one is watching

Granted, but Jesus sees everything


I wish to eat like no one is looking

[Michael]

I wish to eat like no one is looking

Granted.


But people are looking






I wish to waste my money

[AARR]

I enjoyed every bite

I wish to eat like no one is looking But people are looking

I wish to waste my money

Granted, you waste $0 because with 15 kids and a wife you have NO money

I just like this picture even though it doesn't relate to my reponse

I wish to have "stupid money" (more money than I know what to do with)

[Michael]

I wish to have "stupid money" (more money than I know what to do with)

Granted. But not for long since there are those in the government think you are stupid and that know better what to do with your money







I wish for more sunny days

[AARR]

I wish for more sunny days

Granted, but it's in the desert, I'm with you and I annoy you with stupid comments


I wish for temperatures in the 70's

[Michael]

I wish for temperatures in the 70's

Granted. Mid 70's............but it is 75 Celsius not Fahrenheit






I wish to listen to something funny

[AARR]

I had an experience kind of like that

I wish for temperatures in the 70's. Granted. Mid 70's............but it is 75 Celsius not Fahrenheit

I wish to listen to something funny

Granted, but the PC Police would like to have a talk with you


I wish to listen to something funny by Norm MacDonald

[Michael]

I wish to listen to something funny by Norm MacDonald

Granted. But the joke is about you

and people are laughing at you





I wish to stand up for AARR

[AARR]

I wish to stand up for AARR

Granted, and you also get the vegetable treatment


I wish Michael would bike with the RRFan.com bike team

[Michael]

I wish Michael would bike with the RRFan.com bike team

Granted. But you immediately regret your wish especially after agreeing to ride on a tandem bike with Michael






I wish I had the time, bike and energy to ride with the RRfan,com biker gang

[AARR]

I wish I had the time, bike and energy to ride with the RRfan,com biker gang

Granted, but we probably should talk before you select your bike and outfit


I wish that paczki's were as good as hyped

[Michael]

I wish that paczki's were as good as hyped

Granted. But you become addicted





I wish for a good Lent

[AARR]

I wish for a good Lent

Granted, but you'll have to go without loving for 40 days from Mrs. Michael


I wish to post here again next Sunday

[Michael]

I wish to post here again next Sunday

Granted. But it is your last post.
Google has determined that RailroadFan.com is hate speech and closes it down.






I wish MQT1223 would post here

[AARR]

I wish MQT1223 would post here

Granted, but he mistakes this thread for Paper Railroads, doesn't make a wish and the thread ends with his irrelevant, but interesting post. It makes both of us sad

This picture isn't relevant but it's funny

I wish to escape the PC Police and post here again next Sunday

[Michael]

I wish to escape the PC Police and post here again next Sunday

Granted. But you post from jail







I wish to hear AARR's top 10 list of favorite conspiracies

[AARR]

I wish to hear AARR's top 10 list of favorite conspiracies

Most of them involve Bigfoot and the Clintons .


I wish to start a new virus that causes people to send me money

[Michael]

I think I may have started that one

I wish to start a new virus that causes people to send me money

Granted. But ironically you die from that very same virus
Fortunately you have a very expensive and elaborate funeral but unfortunately no one shows up to it because they are also dead.






I wish there was a cure for the deadliest of viri AKA hate

[AARR]

I wish to start a new virus that causes people to send me money Granted. But ironically you die from that very same virus
Fortunately you have a very expensive and elaborate funeral but unfortunately no one shows up to it because they are also dead.

I wish there was a cure for the deadliest of viri AKA hate

Granted, it's called Chuck Norris


I wish for President Chuck Norris

[Michael]

I wish for President Chuck Norris

Granted. But his pick for Vice President is terrible






I wish ride the rails