Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish for another thunder storm

Granted. Seeing a pattern, the Corrupt a Wish Genie is feeling generous


But we pay for it with our taxes





I wish to rewind summer

[AARR]

I wish to rewind summer

Granted, but how soon we forget what May and June were like


I wish to engineer a plan that comes together

[Michael]

I wish to engineer a plan that comes together

Granted. Your engineering plans come together quite nicely to build a very elaborate train layout but this guy comes along and rains all over your parade






I wish I could use life's predictability to my favor

[AARR]

I wish I could use life's predictability to my favor

Granted, but you sell your soul and now you haver to face the most feared Christian on earth


I wish to never reveal the skeletons in my closet

[Michael]

Back when SNL was mildly funny

I wish to never reveal the skeletons in my closet

Granted. There is plenty of scandalous material without even getting to the skeletons






I wish the skeletons in my storage unit (I needed more room) be revealed

[AARR]

I wish the skeletons in my storage unit (I needed more room) be revealed

Granted, we discover you secretly hate trains and post "Where Is It" pictures at RRFan.com to secretly drive posters insane

However, it appears I'm the only one who can't guess the locations

I wish to guess every location in Where Is It

[Michael]

I wish to guess every location in Where Is It

Granted. But it requires spending crazy amounts of time on the computer and cheating

Also, it requires learning all the school districts





I wish for a gourmet dougnut

[AARR]

I wish for a gourmet dougnut

Granted, but they're is always someone who spoils the moment

But you have mastered to art of shutting out distractions

I wish to compete against 1949 guessing locations and school districts

[Michael]

I wish to compete against 1949 guessing locations and school districts

Granted. But the Corrupt a Wish Genie has some advice too





I wish for the eye of the tiger

[AARR]

I wish for the eye of the tiger

Granted, but it gets you in trouble with Mrs. Michael


I wish to be blind

[Michael]

Good one!

I wish to be blind

Granted.....Mrs AARR makes sure of that

No more railfanning for AARR



I wish for safe travels

[AARR]

I wish for safe travels

Granted, TSA makes sure your travels will be safe


I wish for more freedom

[Michael]

I wish for more freedom

Granted but in the near future in America your choices of "Freedom" will be limited to





I wish I had passed the test

[AARR]

I wish I had passed the test

Granted, but it wasn't the correct answer


I wish someone else played Corrupt a Wish with Michael while I was away

[Michael]

I wish someone else played Corrupt a Wish with Michael while I was away

Granted. But it is Railrod1949 and he doesn't quite understand the concept of Corrupt a Wish and just tries to guess the location of your wish and what school district it is in







I wish to meet Rodney

[AARR]

I wish to meet Rodney

Granted, and as a train conductor we don't have a chance to guess more railroad locations than him


I wish for a remake of the A-Team

[Michael]

I wish for a remake of the A-Team

Granted but naturally it is purely political. You can now hire a terrorist organization to harass your neighbors
Picture of Antifa here





I wish to be a great storyteller

[AARR]

I wish to be a great storyteller

Granted, but it's the same story so you find something else to entertain the kids


I wish to be a great story teller

[Michael]

I wish to be a great story teller

Granted. But all you get is this mug

Which you chipped your tooth on.....

which made for a great story

Which gets you another mug......which......








I wish to hear a great story

[AARR]

I wish to hear a great story

Granted, but I rudely interrupt you with silly noises while ~Z~ contemplates banhammering both of us for life


I wish to persuade ~Z~ to listen to our stories