Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish to believe

Granted. You now believe in the tooth fairy..........................

but you are scared of it




I wish for more X-Files

[AARR]

I wish to believe

Granted. You now believe in the tooth fairy..........................

but you are scared of it

I wish for more X-Files

Granted, but Mulder and Scully are gone and with the new cast and political correctness it's no longer entertaining.


I wish for an evaporator to shoot the PIA drivers who slow everyone else down

[Michael]

Granted. But the D bag behind you shoots you because he think you are going to slow





I wish I could quit after just one hamburger

[AARR]

I wish I could quit after just one hamburger

Granted, which leaves more room for French fries and dessert

Don't knock it till you've tried it


I wish for omnipotent powers

[Michael]

I wish for omnipotent powers

Granted......But Mrs AARR is still in charge





I wish to dig up a new dinosaur fossil in my back yard.

[AARR]

I wish for omnipotent powers

Granted......But Mrs AARR is still in charge
I wish to dig up a new dinosaur fossil in my back yard.

So true.

Granted, but your yard is now declared a historical site and you must give it up for $.10 on the dollar in the interest of the federal governments policies on wildlife extinction preservation.


I wish I cold stop doing that

[Michael]

Granted. After some motivational help, you finally stop doing that





wish to find out why people stopped using pronouns

[59caddy]

Because they watched that video.

I wish to binge.

[Michael]

I wish to binge.

Granted. You do some binge drinking........Not a good idea






I wish for a helper monkey

[AARR]

I wish for a helper monkey

Granted, but it is evil

and only helps you do evil.


I wish for power

[Jochs]

The CAW genie is hard of hearing and gives you flour instead!



I wish there weren't so many mosquitoes this summer.

[Michael]

Granted. 10 times as many come in the fall instead.




I wish I had more rich people problems

[AARR]

I wish I had more rich people problems

Granted, you can't decide whether to vacation in South America, Hawaii, Europe, the Moon and you have to take relaxing pills to stop from stressing over your huge decision



I wish I would stop doing that

[Michael]

Granted. You stop doing that......and pretty much everything else.





I wish to run a 1k marathon

[AARR]

I wish to run a 1k marathon

Granted, it takes you a year and when you're done your dog doesn't remember who you are



I wish I could phase through materials on command just like a ghost.

[Michael]

Granted. But you "rephase" in the middle of the wall when Mrs AARR calls you.





I wish to hurry up and wait

[AARR]

I wish to hurry up and wait

Granted, you are my old manager...



I wish I was a Jedi Knight

[Michael]

I wish I was a Jedi Knight

Granted.........But you turn to the dark side........







I wish we could hurry up and get to the next page so I don't have to see that clown anymore!

[AARR]

I wish we could hurry up and get to the next page so I don't have to see that clown anymore!

Granted, but this picture is on the next page



I wish I had feelings

[Michael]

I wish I had feelings

Granted. But they are all bad.



I wish to live freedom excellently