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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2024 9:38 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Sat Mar 30, 2024 5:28 pm
I wish that Michael has his dad bod rocking for his trip to Myrtle Beach
Granted. But he is quite obnoxious about it
I wish everyone a Happy Easter
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2024 11:36 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2024 9:38 am
I wish everyone a Happy Easter
Granted, but sadly...
I wish to be a good host at the Easter Party today.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2024 8:50 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2024 11:36 am
I wish to be a good host at the Easter Party today.
Granted. An excellent host !
But no one shows up.
I wish I had remembered about AARR's Easter party
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2024 11:29 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2024 8:50 am
I wish I had remembered about AARR's Easter party
Me too, I could have used the help to get ready.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg
I wish to understand statistics
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2024 6:13 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2024 11:29 am
I wish to understand statistics
Granted. But only enough to know that they are made up
I wish to work at Buc-ees
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2024 6:28 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Mon Apr 08, 2024 6:13 pm
I wish to work at Buc-ees
Granted, and you take Mrs Michael there on date night while you are working to get the employee discount
I wish honey did not stick to my fingers
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:15 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Mon Apr 08, 2024 6:28 pm
I wish honey did not stick to my fingers
Granted. Everywhere BUT your fingers
I wish to get back into the swing of things
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:47 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:15 am
I wish to get back into the swing of things
Granted, but it starts badly...
I wish to rock like a hurricane.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:59 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:47 am
I wish to rock like a hurricane.
Granted. The hurricane is even named after you!
But only because you are the only casualty
I wish to know why there are still 5 day business holds on checks
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 3:33 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:59 am
I wish to know why there are still 5 day business holds on checks
Granted, because they are judging you.
I wish to know if Big Brother can watch me when I am biking?
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:28 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 3:33 pm
I wish to know if Big Brother can watch me when I am biking?
Granted. OF COURSE!
But they stopped years ago
I wish for a miracle
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:43 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:28 am
I wish for a miracle
Granted, but you missed it.
I wish to hit the game winning pickleball shot
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:07 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:43 pm
I wish to hit the game winning pickleball shot
Granted. But we have to hear about it for weeks!
I wish to chance my username from Michael to DB Cooper
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:31 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:07 am
I wish to chance my username from Michael to DB Cooper
Granted, but I turn you in a collect a reward.
I think there is a resemblance.
I wish to peel a banana flawlessly
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 10:32 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:31 am
I wish to peel a banana flawlessly
Granted. But in the hours it takes you to do so, the banana is now rotten
I wish for the other shoe to drop
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:21 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 10:32 am
I wish for the other shoe to drop
Granted, but God is aiming for you.
I wish for my good deed to be rewarded rather than punished
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:35 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:21 pm
I wish for my good deed to be rewarded rather than punished
Granted. But not much of a reward
I wish for VIP treatment
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:57 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:35 am
I wish for VIP treatment
Granted, but it turns into a RRFan.com fight over grammar.
I wish a theme song would play whenever I enter church
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2024 10:14 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:57 pm
I wish a theme song would play whenever I enter church
GRANTED. But just once.....
during your funeral
I wish I had a twin
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:38 pm
by AARR
I have instructed Mrs AARR to play Thunderstruck by ACDC at my funeral Mass.
Michael wrote: ↑Thu Apr 18, 2024 10:14 am
I wish I had a twin
Granted, but one of you is evil.
I wish I had a twin