Corrupt a Wish

For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts. :)
User avatar
Michael
Railroadfan...fan
Posts: 10934
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:52 pm
Location: Plymouth, Michigan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by Michael »

AARR wrote:
Sun Jan 21, 2024 10:02 am
I wish for a return to good manners.

Granted. But Mrs AARR is jealous of your good manners
Image



I wish I always had a great story at the ready

User avatar
AARR
Ann Arbor RR Nerd
Posts: 38163
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:39 pm
Location: Washington, MI

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by AARR »

Michael wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2024 7:04 am
I wish I always had a great story at the ready
Granted, but they are true stories about your family. :)
Image

I wish the Lions would beat the 49's.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

User avatar
Michael
Railroadfan...fan
Posts: 10934
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:52 pm
Location: Plymouth, Michigan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by Michael »

AARR wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2024 8:18 am
I wish the Lions would beat the 49's.

Granted, But they still lose the Super Bowl
Image



I wish one of my sons would become a Catholic priest.

User avatar
AARR
Ann Arbor RR Nerd
Posts: 38163
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:39 pm
Location: Washington, MI

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by AARR »

Michael wrote:
Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:13 am
I wish one of my sons would become a Catholic priest.
Granted, but he uses Def Leppard for his music and choir.
Image

I wish Godzilla minus One was given a different title
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

User avatar
Michael
Railroadfan...fan
Posts: 10934
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:52 pm
Location: Plymouth, Michigan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by Michael »

AARR wrote:
Tue Jan 23, 2024 6:22 pm
I wish Godzilla minus One was given a different title

Granted. But is it is renamed They/Them Minus Him/Her
Image



I wish for an original idea

User avatar
AARR
Ann Arbor RR Nerd
Posts: 38163
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:39 pm
Location: Washington, MI

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by AARR »

Good one Michael :lol:
Michael wrote:
Tue Jan 23, 2024 7:24 pm
Granted. But is it is renamed They/Them Minus Him/Her

I wish for an original idea
Granted, I will hold your beer.
Image

I wish Selfridge would get the F15EX
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

User avatar
Michael
Railroadfan...fan
Posts: 10934
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:52 pm
Location: Plymouth, Michigan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by Michael »

AARR wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2024 6:38 am
I wish Selfridge would get the F15EX

Granted. But you never see it since it is off fighting some foreign war.
Image



I wish to see a wolverine in the wild

User avatar
AARR
Ann Arbor RR Nerd
Posts: 38163
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:39 pm
Location: Washington, MI

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by AARR »

Michael wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2024 8:33 am
I wish to see a wolverine in the wild
Granted, but it's attacking you.
Image
They are known for going for the genitals :lol:

I wish my toe would heal already
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

User avatar
Michael
Railroadfan...fan
Posts: 10934
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:52 pm
Location: Plymouth, Michigan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by Michael »

AARR wrote:
Thu Jan 25, 2024 6:29 am
I wish my toe would heal already

Granted. But it doesn't heal the way you had hoped
Image




I wish I was an expert conversationalist

User avatar
AARR
Ann Arbor RR Nerd
Posts: 38163
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:39 pm
Location: Washington, MI

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by AARR »

Michael wrote:
Thu Jan 25, 2024 7:50 am
I wish I was an expert conversationalist
Granted, but you talk to fast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExKCcndqK5c

I wish to be an expert listener.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

User avatar
Michael
Railroadfan...fan
Posts: 10934
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:52 pm
Location: Plymouth, Michigan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by Michael »

AARR wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2024 3:56 pm
I wish to be an expert listener.

Granted. But again, you have that 1000 yard stare when listening that makes us wonder.
Image



I wish Jetlink would teach AARR and I how to fly

User avatar
AARR
Ann Arbor RR Nerd
Posts: 38163
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:39 pm
Location: Washington, MI

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by AARR »

Michael wrote:
Sat Jan 27, 2024 10:11 am
I wish Jetlink would teach AARR and I how to fly
Granted, but he gets scared and bales leaving a dummy in his place. We don't notice the difference as we crack one liners.
Image

I wish to discover the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

User avatar
Michael
Railroadfan...fan
Posts: 10934
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:52 pm
Location: Plymouth, Michigan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by Michael »

Good one AARR
AARR wrote:
Sat Jan 27, 2024 11:33 am
I wish to discover the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

Granted. But it is a pot of fool's gold.
Image



I wish for an early Spring

User avatar
AARR
Ann Arbor RR Nerd
Posts: 38163
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:39 pm
Location: Washington, MI

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by AARR »

Michael wrote:
Sun Jan 28, 2024 8:20 am
I wish for an early Spring
Granted, but then there are those pesky mosquitos.
Image

I wish Noah would have killed both mosquitos.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

User avatar
Michael
Railroadfan...fan
Posts: 10934
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:52 pm
Location: Plymouth, Michigan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by Michael »

AARR wrote:
Sun Jan 28, 2024 9:17 am
I wish Noah would have killed both mosquitos.

Granted. But this causes some unintended consequences. Without the mosquitoes to feast on, bats now feast on us.
Image


I wish to be a better father

User avatar
AARR
Ann Arbor RR Nerd
Posts: 38163
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:39 pm
Location: Washington, MI

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by AARR »

Michael wrote:
Mon Jan 29, 2024 8:46 am
I wish to be a better father
Granted, you rock it like a boss.
Image

I wish to participate in an epic RRFan.com snowball fight.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

User avatar
Michael
Railroadfan...fan
Posts: 10934
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:52 pm
Location: Plymouth, Michigan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by Michael »

AARR wrote:
Mon Jan 29, 2024 1:37 pm
I wish to participate in an epic RRFan.com snowball fight.

Granted. But David Collins has a heck of an arm and wipes out the whole gang including you
Image


I wish Rodney (RailRod1949) would post again.

User avatar
AARR
Ann Arbor RR Nerd
Posts: 38163
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:39 pm
Location: Washington, MI

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by AARR »

Michael wrote:
Tue Jan 30, 2024 9:53 am
I wish Rodney (RailRod1949) would post again.
Granted, and it makes us very happy so at the next group meet we strike a pose for him.
Image

I wish that I had a four-wheel drive vehicle.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

User avatar
Michael
Railroadfan...fan
Posts: 10934
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:52 pm
Location: Plymouth, Michigan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by Michael »

AARR wrote:
Tue Jan 30, 2024 10:17 am
I wish that I had a four-wheel drive vehicle.

Granted. But somehow you pull this off.
Image


I wish the Chiefs lose the Super Bowl

User avatar
AARR
Ann Arbor RR Nerd
Posts: 38163
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:39 pm
Location: Washington, MI

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by AARR »

Michael wrote:
Wed Jan 31, 2024 6:15 pm
I wish the Chiefs lose the Super Bowl
Granted, but Lion's fans still feel the pain of an epic choke.
Image

I wish the Lions make it too the Super Bowl next year.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

Post Reply