Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish I were the bionic man

Granted, but even the bionic man has a wife who is the boss.....


I wish Mrs AARR would let me talk about me sometimes

[Michael]

I wish Mrs AARR would let me talk about me sometimes

Granted. But only if it involves talking about all the mistakes you have made

Don't worry. She will make sure to chip in and remember any you may have missed in the past 40 years.

Note to Jetlink's kids if you are reading . We love our wives. We are just joking with each other.



I wish I were more extroverted.

[AARR]

I wish I were more extroverted.

Granted, you can adopt me and my turtles (I don't have a dog).


I wish for a RRFan.com pickleball tournament

[Michael]

I wish for a RRFan.com pickleball tournament

Granted. BUT you are the only one who cares.



I wish AARR would meet me down by the railroad tracks in Plymouth.

[AARR]

I wish AARR would meet me down by the railroad tracks in Plymouth.

Granted, but there are no trains.


I wish we would go someplace where there are trains

[Michael]

I wish we would go someplace where there are trains

Granted. The Genie was going to show a photo of a the "end of the line" at a concentration camp.....
BUT something even worse for AARR.....Lots of trains, BUT only passenger trains



I wish I could fix anything.

[AARR]

I wish I could fix anything.

Granted, but Mrs Michael provides a little motivation.


I wish to out pizza the Hutt

[Michael]

I wish to out pizza the Hutt

NOT granted.




I wish to hear the sound of freedom

[AARR]

I wish to hear the sound of freedom

Granted, Roseann Barr style.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtEklyMz4rA


I wish the Lions win the Superbowl.

[Michael]

I wish the Lions win the Superbowl.

Granted.......But not till 2099




I wish to know when AARR got in the wine business and why wine in a box?

[AARR]

I wish to know when AARR got in the wine business and why wine in a box?

Granted, because I want everyone to believe they are drinking fruit juice.


I wish Michael doesn't discover any of my other secrets

[Michael]

I wish Michael doesn't discover any of my other secrets

Granted. Michael doesn't find out but EVERYONE else at railoradfan.com does!




I wish my drone was equipped with weapons.

[AARR]

I wish my drone was equipped with weapons.

Granted and I'm not corrupting it either! A camera can be a weapon.


I second Michael's wish for a drone with cameras.

[Michael]

I second Michael's wish for a drone with cameras.

Granted. But the camera is always on you and catches you napping at work




I wish to tour the RR&RRRR

[AARR]

I wish to tour the RR&RRRR

Granted, but it's only 6x10 and takes less than 30 seconds to tour so we spend the rest of the time arguing about politics and religion.
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I wish the batteries in my electric gloves lasted longer than two hours

[AARR]

I wish to tour the RR&RRRR

Granted, but it's only 6x10 and takes less than 30 seconds to tour so we spend the rest of the time arguing about politics and religion.


I wish the batteries in my electric gloves lasted longer than two hours

[Michael]

Why did we take our shirts off?

I wish the batteries in my electric gloves lasted longer than two hours

Granted. But the become permanently attached to your hands....and they are evil....and they don't fit.




I wish to know what happened to PSG, SW, TW, RACER, PIXL, & RAILROAD1949

[AARR]

I wish to know what happened to PSG, SW, TW, RACER, PIXL, & RAILROAD1949

Granted, they chase Amtrak and moon the passengers. It is as simple as that really.


I wish to understand my fascination with Super Long Threads.

[Michael]

I wish to understand my fascination with Super Long Threads.

Granted. You reach full consciousness and realize that the Super Long Threads are endless and immortal.....10 minutes before Z closes them all forever.




I wish to know how AARR will fill those 3 minutes each day without the Super Long Threads

[AARR]

I wish to know how AARR will fill those 3 minutes each day without the Super Long Threads

Granted, I will text everyone at RRFan.com with Corrupt a Wish and Would you Rather questions.


I wish SNL was funny again