Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:I wish to start a new tradition


Granted. You stop paying your taxes!! 8)
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But it doesn't last long.......

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I wish to join a cult

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Michael wrote:I wish to join a cult
Granted, but you look silly at the RRFan.co meets in your Barney the Purple Dinosaur shirt :lol:



I wish to lead a cult
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AARR wrote:I wish to lead a cult

Granted. Take your pick.....
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Either way it doesn’t end well



I wish to enjoy the moment

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Michael wrote:I wish to enjoy the moment
Granted, but the next moment is not enjoyable



I wish for a good day
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for a good day

Granted! Followed by a bad day.....a really bad day.....
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....and it just started :cry:





I wish to get to the point

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Michael wrote:I wish to get to the point
Granted, but you have to read the first book and it's huge :lol:
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I wish to avoid detection
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to avoid detection

Granted. You somehow manage to avoid Saurons all seeing of Mordor :shock:
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But there is just no way you can avoid the all knowing, all seeing eye of Mrs AARR :lol:
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I wish to cross the finish line

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I still think you must have a secret camera in my house because you have correct insights about Mrs. AARR :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to avoid detection. But there is just no way you can avoid the all knowing, all seeing eye of Mrs. AARR :lol:

I wish to cross the finish line
Granted, but you finish last and we drank all the beer :lol:
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I wish for sanity
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PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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As long as I finish :lol:
AARR wrote:I wish for sanity

Granted. but it is the INsanity kind
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I wish for a second cup of coffee

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Michael wrote:I wish for a second cup of coffee
Granted, but you didn't see your youngest child sneeze in it :lol:



I wish for a 2nd Snickers
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for a 2nd Snickers
Granted. The first one is cheap but you pay through the nose for the second one!
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I wish stop and smell the roses

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Michael wrote:I wish stop and smell the roses
Granted, but there's a killer bee in there
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I wish I was more computer literate
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AARR wrote:I wish I was more computer literate

Granted. But it is all you do all day
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I wish for a better explanation

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Michael wrote:I wish for a better explanation
Granted, but you don't like the "Because I told you so" explanation :lol:
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I wish I felt better
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AARR wrote:I wish I felt better


Granted. But you still look like Mr Bean :lol:
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I wish for more sunshine

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Michael wrote:I wish for more sunshine
Granted, but it's 120 degrees :cry:
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I wish for perfect conditions
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for perfect conditions

Granted. PERFECT....... 8)
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but it is a 42 hour plane ride to get to perfection :cry:
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I wish to be knocked out for the plane ride like they did to B.A. Barackus :lol:

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Michael wrote:I wish to be knocked out for the plane ride like they did to B.A. Barackus :lol:
Granted, but the old man in the seat next to you thinks you are having a heart attack and gives you mouth to mouth resuscitation :lol:
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I wish for short travel time
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Just my luck :roll:
AARR wrote:I wish for short travel time


Granted. A much shorter travel time
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But a shorter travel time means a shorter distance so your vacation is in Detroit. :shock:




I wish I had a hot tub

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Michael wrote:I wish I had a hot tub
Granted, but us guys from RRFan.com come over and party with you :lol:
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I wish I had a hot tub
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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