Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

So true unfortunately. You can always tell Marxist equality because it has nothing to do with equality.

I wish to be in charge

Granted. You are in charge.... but only when there is someone to blame





I wish to upset the applecart

[AARR]

I wish to upset the applecart

Granted, but you do so at your own risk


I wish for an apple fritter

[Michael]

I wish for an apple fritter

Granted. It starts with 1 and pretty soon.....

Not sure this is a corruption though




I wish for a big pay day

[AARR]

No, it's a fantasy not a corruption

I wish for an apple fritter. Granted. It starts with 1 and pretty soon.....Not sure this is a corruption though

I wish for a big pay day

Granted, but you have to work yourself to death


I wish for solitude

[Michael]

Good one

I wish for solitude

Granted. But the meetings are a pain




I wish to clean house

[AARR]

I wish for solitude. Granted. But the meetings are a pain.

I wish to clean house

Granted, but the sight of you doing house work shocks Mrs. Michael


I wish to have someone else clean house

[Michael]

I wish to have someone else clean house

Granted. You have company coming and Mrs AARR cleans house.............. and it is epic!





I wish to party like is 1989

[AARR]

I wish to party like is 1989

Granted, but you wear your 1989 leotard and the guys at RRFan.com are scared


I wish to dress like a million dollars

[Michael]

I wish to dress like a million dollars

Granted. But it requires wearing a million dollar dress.



I wish to be in the know

[AARR]

I wish to be in the know

Granted, but not everyone values your knowledge.


I wish to know less

[Michael]

I wish to know less

Granted. In fact, you know nothing




I wish to sail around the world

[AARR]

I wish to sail around the world

Granted, but you discover the earth is flat


I wish to fly around the world

[Michael]

I knew it!

I wish to fly around the world

Granted. But you tire quickly!

At least it made your hair grow



I wish to go where the buffalo roam and the deer and the antelope play

[AARR]

And it looks like I grew boobs

I wish to fly around the world

Granted. But you tire quickly! At least it made your hair grow

I wish to go where the buffalo roam and the deer and the antelope play

Granted, but you can't tell the difference between that home or the home with your 7 children


I wish to go with Michael

[Michael]

I wish to go with Michael

Granted. But we lived happily happily ever after






I wish for a steak dinner

[AARR]

I wish for a steak dinner

Granted, but it comes across as a political statement


I wish for a side of crispy French Fries

[Michael]

I wish for a side of crispy French Fries

Granted. But they get thrown in your face!





I wish to be a detective

[AARR]

I wish to be a detective

Granted, but you're like Ace Ventura and it changes the dynamics with your kids


I wish to be a detective like Hong Kong Phooey

[Michael]

I wish to be a detective like Hong Kong Phooey

Granted. You are now McGruff the Crime Dog and you spend most of your day making PSA's





I wish to sleep for 8 consecutive hours

[AARR]

Check out my dancing moves

I wish to be a detective like Hong Kong Phooey. Granted. You are now McGruff the Crime Dog and you spend most of your day making PSA's

I wish to sleep for 8 consecutive hours

Granted, but it comes at work


I wish for leadership